Screaming diarrhoea within two hours
SPLAAAAATTTTT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 13:59, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Nonsense
28% pork. Luxury! Even had a notice on the packet to reassure the discerning customer that their pig meat fully compied with meat standards, which definitely didn't immediately make me think that some horse had got into the pork supply, too. No, sir!
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

'The pig meat's fine - not sure about the dog tho tbh. Lots of love, Tesco x'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Besides, straining on the throne is so undignified.
I prefer a loose stool.
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Quite so
All that gurning and sweating - no thank you!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Hm, stomach cramps already.
Fifteen minutes, a new record. Good one, Tesco!
( Kroney, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Every Shittle Helps

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)

I like this

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Likin dis

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:16, Reply)

If you can look dignified on a loose stool then my hat's off to you

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

There's nothing better than leaving a flock of starlings around the pan.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

"like taking the lid off a box of racing pigeons"

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:11, Reply)

best phrase I've learnt in the past couple of years I reckon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:12, Reply)

This is my favourite phrase at the moment

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 1 May 2013, 14:13, Reply)