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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tonight will be steak and good wine*Tomorrow may involve some shopping but will also include beer and loud music.
Sunday will be an unmitigated drunken debauch on a scale that would make Caligula say 'Hold on chaps, that's going a tad far'.
I fully expect to spend most of Monday wishing for death.
edit - forgot about the asterisk
*I have six bottles of various Clare valley wines.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:49, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Stangely, noThere's a beer festival just down the road and there's an open invite from some friends for a huge BBQ. I fully intend to get incoherent, swearing, falling down drunk.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)
^^thispub near us has one on all weekend, suspect it will be messy.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)
Our one involves the whole village - and there are five pubs.I think I'll stay off the 'real ale' though, I don't think my bowels could take it!
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Long Itchington?Why would you go to a beer festival and avoid the 'real ale'?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:45,
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I like it!It doesn't like me - some I can get away with, some have a volcanic effect on my bowels and I'm never sure which ones. It's a form of 'rectum roulette' when I drink real ale.
Shame really, I'm told there's some superb ales on this weekend.
(, Fri 3 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)
Stick to the lighter coloured ones and you should be OKSummer ale, IPA, Golden, etc.
It's the dark heavy stuff like porter etc that affects the bowels, usually.
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