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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I went to the toilet last night and there was this monster spider in the bathroomI was lousy with vodka and coke so I remained a plane journey or two from dutch courage. I eeked and foetaled like a good-un, which caused me (wot wif being don les bog) to piss in my hair. Sorry, what was the question again?
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:47,
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Lousy with vodka and coke?Were your knickers red and with podka dots on:)
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Theoban What of it, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:59,
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Yes!I like your old soak persona best, Mr Carrey.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 10:59,
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Wotcha Beshtie!WOuld you mind cupping my balls for a mo, I've got the acid-dribbles something rotten and the last thing I need is a bout of sad-sac
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 3 May 2013, 11:06,
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