wow this is ubershit innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:05, 46 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Friday evenings always are on here.
Even the no-life shut-ins barely post these days.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Alright.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:01, Reply)

alright AB

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Alright hippy cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)

Fuck this shit, I'm going to bed.
Work tomorrow.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Jawohl

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)

Been writing to Sickipedia, Monty?
"My teacher pulled me up in class once and said,
'I notice you've drawn a Swastika on your
textbook. I won't have that kind of behaviour in
my class.'
I retorted, 'The Swastika is actually an ancient
Sanskrit symbol for 'good luck'. The Nazis didn't
invent it, they merely borrowed it.'
'That's all fair and well,' he said, 'but how do
you account for the stick figure Hitler you've
drawn under it, herding people into the
showers?'"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)

lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Alright everyone? You check out that song monts?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Let's slash the seats.
What's your favourite bit of malicious code to inject into messageboards?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)

' and 1 = 1;--
i.imgur.com/AqlrwyI.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:02, Reply)

You unhealthy greedy fat cunt.
No wonder your guts are fucked.

Have a salad you lardy wanker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Was that an autocomplete?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Pretty much, if not precisely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:25, Reply)

But fucking hell, look at it.
Cream soda and a milkshake.
Burger.
Chips.
Onion rings.
Macaroni cheese.
Some sort of fried bread thing.
Coleslaw.

I hadn't realised he's Glaswegian.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:27, Reply)

How many people was that for?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Just him I expect. That would be typical.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah', ate the whole thing, every bite.
Are you drunk again? You sound angry and drunk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Sober and calm you greedy fat cunt.
And my National Insurance contributions pay towards the expensive drugs you need as a result of eating like that.

Wanker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)

alright Battered?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

V good ta. Yourself?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:14, Reply)

nae bad
Got throat Aids though, too much of the old cock taking its toll. Whisky only helped temporarily.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:18, Reply)

I had an early pint with Boyce after a lovely time with micro. Just eaten. Glass of malbec. About to get to bed before spending tomorrow & Sunday with her.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:19, Reply)

stay strong bruv xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:22, Reply)

Ta. All good. Sometimes things end up being not as bad as you think.
I see micro for 1-2 hours in the morning, same again in the early evening, plus all afternoon/ evening yesterday, all morning/ early afternoon tomorrow, most of Sunday. Then go to Poland on Monday morning.

Compared to the terrible time Monty had I am very lucky to have so much time with her.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:24, Reply)

I made Al laugh, I feel dirty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Eurgh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

You sure you're OK? You don't sound right to me.
Have you thought about counciling, they might help you through these issues.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Have you thought about reducing portion sizes?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:22, Reply)

As said down there, you can't really order half a burger or half a portion of anything else, it comes with the chips.q
Why did you lie about drinking? Sounds like you're already down that slippery road.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)

It is possible to have a pint and still feel sober.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

It's quite unusual to have 'a' pint with Monty, but even if it was just the one...
....you said up there you had a glass of wine to go with it too. Naturally it was just the one glass though, of course it was.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

oi!
I was born near Glasgow!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:38, Reply)

that 'meal' would cock my guts up and I have an iron constitution.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:44, Reply)

A ham sandwich would cock your guts up by the amount of stuff you claim would mess your guts up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)

that much fried and greasy stuff would give me hideous shits.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:06, Reply)

When you get a take-away for one, do you eat every everything you've bought?
Baring in mind you can't order "half a burger".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I only ever get takeaway for two.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Fat bastard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)

Thats not so easy when there is only one of you.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:21, Reply)

poor gonzo, 4 eva alone :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:23, Reply)

Wanking over his leftovers
Assuming there ever are any...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:25, Reply)

Seriously, you ate all of that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 May 2013, 23:11, Reply)

not really
Just been drinking Bruichladdich 10 yr old in Pin in Leeds. Got given a sample of an auchentoshan single cask as well. Fucking lush.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Let the records show.
Dozer likes to slurp on a ten year old laddie.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:17, Reply)

fucking right.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 May 2013, 22:18, Reply)