so what's the plan

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 18:15, 45 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's the big bit of paper with technical drawings on it
But that's not important right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 18:20, Reply)

oh right

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 18:32, Reply)

Paper?
Hello 1990s!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I think I'm going to put the lettuces on the left near the soft fruit rather than behind the broad beans.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)

You think the slugs won't find them there?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Fucking cunt slugs.
They're still in the cold frame until I've waged chemical and biological warfare on the sluggy cunts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:25, Reply)

the best way to deal with slugs is learn to get on with them

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I'm just not that kind of person.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:37, Reply)

then you will never truly overcome the slug problem

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:40, Reply)

It's nice to have a nemesis.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:55, Reply)

to slug it out?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:56, Reply)

ZAP!

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:02, Reply)

we have a right laugh here

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:06, Reply)

Which way is this garden facing?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:37, Reply)

Top is south west.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:52, Reply)

Well planned then
Don't know about squash - never tried it but I'm too far north really.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:58, Reply)

They grow pretty much like courgettes.
There's a yew tree and a big old pear past the plum in the top left that need to be taken down a bit as they're starting to shade the raspberries too much. The pear tree will be a shame as I think it's all or nothing as it was neglected before we moved in.

Alwez in are harts.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:02, Reply)

oh man
Garden chat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:11, Reply)

We have a right laugh here.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:51, Reply)

A courgette is a squash, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Pretty much
I can't grow them here - too acidic soil.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Interesting to know - thanks
But to revert to B3Ta - your mother sucks cocks in hell, and your dad sits back and watches.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:16, Reply)

The cock sucking area is between the beans and the trampoline.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

You need to get yourself an Acer tree, thems the best.
You can't eat them, but they're the prettiest tree in the world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:01, Reply)

BBQ area?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)

In the veg patch?
The grill and pizza oven are at the other end of the garden by the house.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

You know what? I'm not an envious person, I got a pretty good gig really, but if i'm where you are today when I'm your age, i'd be a happy man.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)

I like how that's almost a compliment and then almost suggesting I'm your grandad all at once.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 5 May 2013, 23:07, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)

alright dozer
I just stuck the telly on.
Fucking hell, do people really sit and stare at that shit?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:17, Reply)

yes, yes they do

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)

pricks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Yes

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:32, Reply)

Luckily I remembered that the Freakzone was on the radio and stuck that on instead.
You alright TD?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

Listening
Bit of a night last night at Live in Leeds.

Melody's Echo Chamber - band of the night by a LONG way. Look 'em up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

I've heard the name before
Will do, ta.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

I'd been so looking forward to Uknown Mortal Orchestra
Pile of shite live.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 5 May 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Me, You, Chimi, Changa. 'nuff said. End Of.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:00, Reply)

lets do it bru

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:01, Reply)

It wasn't a meal, it was an experiance.
Straight up swear down no word of a lie in all me days, it's the best chain resturant i've ever been.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:02, Reply)

haha how can you go wrong with a deep fried burrito

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:08, Reply)

I reckon there's a skill there, if that thing explodes in the fryer, imagine the hassle.
They went far from wrong though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:18, Reply)

i bet they have cages or nets for them,
i bet there's a system
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

That's why you're the brains _and_ the braun of this operation.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 5 May 2013, 22:55, Reply)

Eva?
But that would make you Hitler.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 5 May 2013, 23:13, Reply)