I hope it was your picnic she crapped next to
fucking stupidly busy though eh? Also it's a fucking rip off, luckily mrs ape works there so we get in gratis. I wouldn't bother otherwise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How much is it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

£13-ish
i think kids are free.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

For a fucking greenhouse?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Try 16.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Thanks "Bartleby"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)

I've seen it busier.
The queue by Victoria Gate was massive. We ended up walking all the way around to Brentford Gate by the car park. Some guy didn't like us walking faster than him and sped up. We ended up in this ridiculous walking race. Unfortunately for him he was over fifty and competing against two people with a combined height of over 12 foot. He didn't stand a chance.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

i wanted an ice cream but the queue was too long : (
Anyway, why didn't you come and say hello?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Because we've ever met and I don't know what you look like?

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Ben Fogle.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

He will recognised you by the smell of BBQ and garlic

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

You wouldn't need to know what he looks like
just look for the 30ft of wire trailing from whichever pocket he keeps his phone in.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

And the wild look in his eye when any bird flys to close to him

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Ape is Karen Carpenter?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Karen Carpenter Alfred Hitchcock
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

you could have asked

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I didn't see you saying hello, either.
Antisocial prick.
( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

i had a massive lubed up erection
nipple clamps and a butt plug the size of a pint glass
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

og would have been your best mate for all that.

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I bet she would have

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

ninjalolz

( Kroney, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

snigger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)