This is the most watched on BBC news.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22440593

It's hardly the biggest story of the day ffs. Anyway, morning. What's your story of the day?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:02, 112 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bloody British
Coming over to Rome, trying to take their ice-creams
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Pricing like that is a bit retarded, no one will ever go back for ice cream there.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:07, Reply)

Woah, you able to access the bbc again?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)

He's channeling the spirit of Kenneth Kendall

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

he's using a mirror

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

On my phone.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I'm amazed it can even manage to do internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

typical wop behaviour

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:08, Reply)

Same thing happens world over
Make yourself a target and someone will always try to fuck you over
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)

yeah, truth
The Spanish Steps is terrible for cunts doing that selling a rose thing.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Tapas is the more common Spanish rip-off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

The Spanish Steps is Rome.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I bet H is livid

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

Fucking Welsh queerboy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I bet his Spanish counterpart is just as bad
'ning Batts how is Poland?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

Very good today. Already about 22 degrees, should hit 27 later. Nice enough in the evenings to be able to sit outside for a meal.
Got quite an easy day today.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)

I've for two meetings with annoying pricks today, I'm not sure I have the patience

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

Cunt them in the fuck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

How did your "gob job for a job" dinner to last night?
Manage to stay sensible and sober?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

It went much better than I expected. Very good indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Jolly good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Just one Cornetto...
*earworm on that mother fuckers*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)

I suppose you'd have to update it to...
"Not bloody likely, they're 1675p".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Git

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:12, Reply)

I replaced that earworm with "'O Sole Mio"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)

cunning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

You knowz it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

If you purchased ice cream in a decent London restaurant you'd expect to pay about £10 per portion. Rome is an expensive city. Pricks were stupid not to ask the price before ordering.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:13, Reply)

I have a feeling it was the sort of place which doesn't have the prices on the menu.
I hate places like that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

did they not order something like 5 kilos though?
It's not like they only had a couple of scoops each.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)

Well then they're greedy fat fucks who deserve to pay that much.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

I might watch startrek into darkness next week, looks pretty good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)

A fucking food thread?!
Tourists were pricks, wops were pricks and you're a prick for posting this.

I believe I have covered all major angles here.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)

keyword: pricks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Keywords: Good morning you horrendous wanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

I feel a little 'delicate' this morning
Alright
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Yeah. How was pizzab4sh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I'm guessing bent, nerdy, fat and sweaty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Terrible bullying of Swipe here

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I didn't say ginger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I thought you was saving that one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

The only thing I'm saving is a weeks worth of Belgian spunk for your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

So Mrs Ape still won't put out when she see's your gurning face?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Did I ask you?
No, so wind your neck in.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

I'd still be taller than you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

woah chill out dude, you're bringing me down man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Not bad. If I'd have gone home at the end all would be well today.
I didn't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

HahA
5am couch rape kitchen lolz
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

I assume that old clip on was responsible for this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

He may have been involved

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Wadda suprise

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Wow it's like groundhog day innit
I feel WONDERFUL again this morning
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Shut up. Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Wonderful, just wonderful

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

My favourite bit was.....
The Italian authorities have said they will investigate.

Like fuck they will. What authorities? The Ice Cream Council? Fucking pricks, I went to Rome and all day we were being handed out Limoncello for free and we liked it so we ordered a couple at a restaurant and surprise surprise despite being a free hand out all day it was really fucking expensive and we paid €120 for a few drinks. AND WE CALLED THE NEWS AND THE AUTHORITIES! Oh wait no we didn't because we were in Rome.
( Peej, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Are you sure you weren't up country in Bodmin?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

Tonight they're going to a 'sex club' in Soho.
Can't see that ending badly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

"But I only had a diet coke!"

( Peej, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:56, Reply)

Any SQL people about?
I've got a list of about 80 network servers I can browse through managment studio, is there a way to check if which ones I can and cant access without clicking each one?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

Select the entire suite, right click and go into properties then kill yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Or preferably proceed straight to the final step.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

You can only select one at a time and you can't right click.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Yes

( Peej, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

I love the helpfulness of this post.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Accurate though

( Peej, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

Thanks

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:54, Reply)

What you have do is:
1. Copy and paste it all into a Word doc
2. Gaz Rob asking him to delete your account
3. drink a pint of bleach
4. ......
5. PROFIT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

If you're using 2008 or above you can use multiple server query execution

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

This is more of a story of yesterday.
Can we get someone who doesn't spend half the day in bed and the other half in the pub to do the news links?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)