The time I went kayaking in Peru for six months.
Best made-up holiday of my life. I have a four-hour Powerpoint presentation that accompanies the 8000 photos I took.

Hey, where are you going? Come back!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

llllllllollllllllll

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

He totally beheaded the local witch doctor and everything.
The local chief even thanked him for it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I ent even lyyyying to you, bruv.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)

They made me an honorary tribal elder and gave me ten kilos of cocaine
which I did all in one go and the shagged all the birds like six times? Did I mention that they were all uber-fit?

I swear down bruv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

You will never see the likes of those days again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Well, you say that.
Next year my made-up holiday is going to be in Romania. I know the king there, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)