Apparently it's nurse's week this week.
Where's my cake, you cunts?

alt: what's your favourite made-up holiday?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:36, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It is also National Receptionists Day today.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

What a day!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Browns Bar in Coventry
Top Left.

alt: I like easter, where we celebrate the resurrection of the easter bunny.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:39, Reply)

What is nurse's week?
7 days of watching casualty, and Carry On films involving hospitals?
Alt, Japan. There's no such place.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Chrimbo - no competition.
Bestest of all the gluttonous holidays.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:40, Reply)

Totally this

( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:43, Reply)

Ah yes.
That special time of the year when shut-in cunts on the internet complain about having to spend two days talking to their families.
Magical.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Hahaha.
How to make a bunch of billy no mates feel even more marginalised.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

I often get two Christmasses \o/

( Kroney, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:48, Reply)

Racist occasional poster Noel has one 365 days a year

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Wow imagine all that washing up!
Luckily he has an Asian home help. Female of course - they're surprisingly hardworking.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)

when is french christmas?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

14th July
Let them eat Christmas Cake
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I slipped in the shower and it just got stuck up there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:46, Reply)

BEST.HOLIDAY.EVER

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

The time I went kayaking in Peru for six months.
Best made-up holiday of my life. I have a four-hour Powerpoint presentation that accompanies the 8000 photos I took.

Hey, where are you going? Come back!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)

llllllllollllllllll

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:49, Reply)

He totally beheaded the local witch doctor and everything.
The local chief even thanked him for it.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:52, Reply)

I ent even lyyyying to you, bruv.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:54, Reply)

They made me an honorary tribal elder and gave me ten kilos of cocaine
which I did all in one go and the shagged all the birds like six times? Did I mention that they were all uber-fit?

I swear down bruv.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:56, Reply)

You will never see the likes of those days again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Well, you say that.
Next year my made-up holiday is going to be in Romania. I know the king there, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)

Steak and BJ day

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)