Oh, I had some blood test results today
and I'm not dying. At least not of any of the things they tested me for. So that's something.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:19, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I for one am both relieved and elated by this news

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:20, Reply)

I won't give them the satisfaction, Monts
Also, I promised Windy he could run me over in his car.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

I sold that car, so you're safe, the new one doesn't have the gravitas or dignity yo be the vehicle of your demise.
My bald prince.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)

You're too kind

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)

that's not what you said on tuesday
you specifically said, and i remember it most clearly, "i'll have a pint of grolsch, a trinidad & tobago pizza, and i really fucking hope two hats dies of AIDS".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

Oh yeah, so I did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:31, Reply)

what the Fuck sort of job did Him get with the RSPB?
Is he sweeping up poop from the floor of the cages or are they actually letting him near animals?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 9 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)

HimJim the dildo salesman?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

he has a cracking jewfro, that boy

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)

Nah he's still on the dildos, so to speak

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)

He'll be approaching people in the street asking for donations and that
The fat ballbag
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 9 May 2013, 16:34, Reply)

I'm totally putting money on you having some somewhere

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 9 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)