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In my experience it takes a few weeks to all "knit" back together
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Choice of a new generation*
*not at all, it was fucking awful, but no "knitting" required.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:09, Reply)

mini ape had to be pulled out by vontoose as her heart rate was dripping alarmingly, very nervous time. Luckily she didn't get a cone head as a result.
FOBTMN
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:13, Reply)

However, when they whipped her out there were no signs of distress at all, so I can only assume at at the age of 0 my daugher is already adept at taking the fucking piss.
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( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:10, Reply)

He shuddered, took a long drink of his pint, and said "it's like watching your favourite pub burn to the ground"
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:12, Reply)

there is that weird part where only the head is out and your wife looks like a playing card, but you know swings and roundabouts.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

It's quite entertaining being in the theatre when your background gives you a level of knowledge of what's going on, though. I mean, once you've got some control over the whole "my wife and child might die" shit.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:16, Reply)

LOTS of blood, swearing and tearing.
( , Thu 9 May 2013, 17:19, Reply)

but I would imagine it takes a while to find your torn, bloodied and freshly shat-herself wife sexually attractive again.
If I have a kid, you'll find me in a man's natural place. Out in the corridor with a pipe, pacing.
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