I shall be bailing on friends tonight
Bailing on Star Trek tomorrow night and bailing on the doris on Sunday.

And you know what? I like American style muffins. There. I said it. Sometimes you get a fruity bit in the centre like a doughnut.
( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:30, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is this your bucket list?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

I'm all at sea, sporto

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

*sad faces*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

If you aren't seeing friends this evening
You should come out with us instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Oh right, yeah
I'll also be bailing on internet shut-ins.
( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

You're bailing faster than an Italian sea-captain.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:44, Reply)

Or a British Olympic yachtsman in San Francisco

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)

O-o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:47, Reply)

You're such an expert bailer
it's a shame you weren't in San Francisco yesterday with those sailing johnnies, mebbe that fellow would still be alive.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:49, Reply)

ANDREW MARR
In other news, emvees just posted again. Log out & entertain yourself eh?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Four whole minutes behind Battered.

( Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 9:50, Reply)