I'm not married Sportacus,
Nor am I going out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

would you like a different question?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)

no I'm fine.
I've had a good day so far, with shouting a bit, and talking about tax and all the other lovely stuff in the last couple of threads, I'm happy to just relax and read about everyone else's failing marriages and horrible child filled weekends of screaming and poi.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)

hippy cunst with their flaming balls on chains

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)

I'll marry you and then we'll go down the Roxy for a night of dancing, don't you worry piggo

( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)

I'll wear my prettiest dress, and you can wear that suit your grandad died in, and we'll look the bees knees.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)

sorry can't wear a dead man's suit out
I've been using it as pyjamas
( Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)