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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good mornings my friends
And what are we doing this weekend sar? Are you taking the wife out?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:09, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d025EoAi_WI
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
Does anyone find the girl in the RedCross "I am the blah blah blah..... I am crisis and I don't care who you are" advert hot?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)
Never seen it, but to be honest I probably will.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)
My kids watch that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
That's a coincidence
I've been watching your kids.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Cheers
*fucks off to tapas bar*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Might have a run at sorting out some boxes in the spare room.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
More mother-in-law visiting for me tomorrow
Sanding and painting the hallway on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)
DID I FUCKING ASK YOU?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
THEN SHUT UP

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
^blobbing^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
I'm doing my hallway an' all
*hallway fives*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I'm proper shitting it about painting right at the top of the ladder

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I have a Victorian house and the ceilings are stupidly high.
I have to fill, sand and then paint in my stairwell, and do the ceiling above the stairs.

I ent looking forward to that, no sir.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
this^
Stairs ceiling must be at least 15' high
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Yer mine too.
When are you buying me that pint you owe me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Should I end up in Leeds/York or you Newcastle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Good man

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
If only there was some sort of extendable handle that you could get
That would mean you wouldn't have to stand at the top of the ladder...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
This needs that at the top of the ladder too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Are you Battered short then
I have a 10ft extendable handle for high ceilings add that to being a normal sized human and you have over 15ft...


(Admittedly its not very accurate so you need that super non drip paint)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Actually it is probably about 22' tall at a guess

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Or "1 x Stunned"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Alright then Gideon
keep on changing your story... first 15 now 22... Inflation like Osborne (Liddlebitofpolitics)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:48, Reply)
It's fucking big anyway

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1958523
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
You're gonna be tagged
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22468401
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
They look so happy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

out roughly up the gary


Morning.
So far today I have managed to get the bins out, do some selling, and throw my back into spasm.

That'll be the rest of the fucking day shot then. Arses.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Oh dear
Voltarol Emulgel is your friend here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Ooh. I think I might have some Ibuleve somewhere.
Shame I can't move enough to go look. I've taken a handful of codeine though, so expect to see me making less sense3 than usual in a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Voltarol is the fucking daddy when my back is fucked

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
did you sell some bunty's?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
bunty's what?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)

b c

t+ h
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Convoluted.
6/10
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
dirty knickers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
SHOULD HAVE STAYED ABOUT FROM THEM

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
^sage advice^

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
But it's where I get my best stock!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I use chicken and veg

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
I keep some diazepam around the house for when my back goes spastic on me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
hmmm
The mother-in-law has vast amounts of morphine available at the moment that she isn't taking
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Can I have some?
Morphine is fucking excellent stuff.

Actually, I bet Gonz would send me some for a titgaz.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
I think I still have some tramadol somewhere as well.
but I can't take that. Makes me sick as a whatsit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I've got two fists full of man the fuck up you can have if you want.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I keep a bag of weed in the house for most ailments.
It's pretty good for when you're not unwell too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Never tried it.
Knowing my luck, I'd probably be the one who completely spazzes out on it and ends up as a warning tale on the news.

LeahBettslol
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
All Betts are off

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:39, Reply)
would you like a back rub?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
That's awfully kind of you, Winders.
But I doubt even Mr Tickle's arms would be long enough to reach me from where you are.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
what?
Hiding at the back of your wardrobe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Move over, there's a good chap
I'm on the vinegars here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Out tonight, can't remeber waht's going on tomorrow...
parents up on Sunday to see baby bill
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Aw man way this place is going that question just made about fourteen slightly overweight balding men sigh, look out the window and take a sip of cold tea while a sole tear makes a splash on their hilarious Friday comedy tie
BUT TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION I'll be doing fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
no tie today
i do have some snazzy elbow patches though
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:21, Reply)
T-shirt and jeans for THIS cow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Cut out from old jackets eh?
I read Take a Break too
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Do you read Hero of Switzerland's blog?
http://heroofswitzerland.blogspot.co.uk/search/label/Top%20Tips
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Hah no I ain't seen these
I do love top tips though
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:26, Reply)
They pay for this shit in those magazines.
You should nick some from the /top tips board and send them in. Nice little earner.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
I forgot about him!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Jesus.
These tips reek of poverty and despair.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
So do the people who read the magazines.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
'needed a nap after drinking a box of wine'
fucking lightweights, get back down the juicer for an evening sesh
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Christ I'm still reading them
THANKS BIFF
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
It's the gift that keeps on giving.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
How else would I know to put my change in empty mushroom containers?????
Now to buy some mushroom containers, then throw the mushrooms away cos mushrooms are fucking rank, obv
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
INNIT
fuckin queers
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
You are such a hooray henry.
I bet baby paxton is called Jacinta or something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Huzzah!
These are on a "sweatshirt" AKSHULLY
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Well it's one way to wean yourself off the elbows I suppose.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
hahahaha!
Love this
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Have you had a look at Game Dev Tycoon?
It's a nice little managment game that is.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)
I've seen twitter banging on about it, but I dunno what it is
Is it similaar to indie game the game or whatever that was called?
iOS thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Not heard of that game, but it's PC/mac linux, in fact it's even on the window8 store.
Demo gives you the first five years, worth a look if you like that sort of thing.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Huh, alright, I'll give it a whirl

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)
Is this the one..
...where they released a pirate version which deliberately scuppered any game you developed by having the in game punters torrent it too much?
(socynicalsohip, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Yep that's the one.
Their blog post about it made me download the demo.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Yeah I'll have the Paneer Chettinad and a couple of chapattis, please.
Can you bring another round of drinks as well?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:23, Reply)
*brings lamb chops*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:24, Reply)
I've already finished my lunch :(

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Are we pubbing or what?
(socynicalsohip, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:34, Reply)
What time could you get to slug?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)

about 16:15-30
(socynicalsohip, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Ok I can meet you there about 16:30
probably wont stay for more than a couple because I'm poor but see you then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I'm not married Sportacus,
Nor am I going out.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:28, Reply)
would you like a different question?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:30, Reply)
no I'm fine.
I've had a good day so far, with shouting a bit, and talking about tax and all the other lovely stuff in the last couple of threads, I'm happy to just relax and read about everyone else's failing marriages and horrible child filled weekends of screaming and poi.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
hippy cunst with their flaming balls on chains

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'll marry you and then we'll go down the Roxy for a night of dancing, don't you worry piggo

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I'll wear my prettiest dress, and you can wear that suit your grandad died in, and we'll look the bees knees.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:33, Reply)
sorry can't wear a dead man's suit out
I've been using it as pyjamas
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Seeing the burd tonight
Playing (and losing) cricket tomorrow.

Attending a 30th birthday party tomorrow night. There's always one old geezer at these things. In this instance, that's me.

Gardening and/or seeing the burd on Sunday.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 May 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Who's going to mow the pitch?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Hopefully she will before "lovin' time"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:36, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:49, Reply)
The "Keegan" is not a good look

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Muffro like a badly kept hedge

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I sincerely hope so. Anything else just wouldn't be...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Good question, given our groundsman's recent demise.
We're playing away from home tomorrow, the 2nds are at home so they can deal with it.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Rev in match fixing scandal!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I haven't fixed it, let's just say it's just a bloody good guess...

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I have no idea
hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Thank you for your support at this time

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
It's what I do, SC

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
*trigger fingers*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Why don't you fuck off back where you came from you paki cunt
GO ON, DO ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
*returns to Sunderland*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I need to repot my tomatos!

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
What have they been doing?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:38, Reply)
'looks like the breastroke, sir'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Bad
Dum
and indeed a Tish
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:40, Reply)
All and sun dry

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:41, Reply)
So I connected to Battered's linkedin page yesterday.
His profile picture is a little unprofessional. I was surprised.

www.allthetests.com/quiz17/picture/pic_1136808253_4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)
Are you dwarf tossing this weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Nope, og's nearly as tall as me.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Bet she'll be frog tossing this weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
grabbit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
tadpoles everywhere

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
'AND MY SHED'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:50, Reply)
I'm back did anyone miss me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
\o

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Hello you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Hi I'm Monty, welcome to /OT
Tell us something about yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:55, Reply)
I'm sometimes a prick or a tit

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Hey fellow try hard

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
*takes off shoes*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Fucking hell I've got my kid again tomorrow night
Still struggling to comprehend all this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
If this BMX bloke dumps her, you're going to suffer.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I know that.
Also if her fat-but-rich ex/fellow she's cheating on turfs her out, she might well fuck off to Kent to ponce off her folks. Old BMX Beat hasn't got a pot to piss in.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:59, Reply)
this is why I am accepting every offer without quibble
who knows how long this will continue?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Can't hurt to remind her if she gets difficult again
that the courts would probably be interested in how she was willing to drop her kid like a hot brick the minute some fresh cock was available.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
I imagine after Monty
'fresh' cock would be a refreshing change.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
Would Pecker

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
^^ Precisely this.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
innit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Or, indeed stale cock.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I'm well happy

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
Well, Monty, basically it comes down to time management.
Because your child's mother is having a hard time juggling the responsibilities of her child and the necessary time to take two different cocks.

Therefore she needs to offload the least interesting jobs to somebody else. In this case, you.

You're a manager, my boy, I'd have thought you'd understand the concept of delegation by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 11:58, Reply)
But she's doing all the dull weekday 'get up for school' stuff and handing the LOL bits over to me.
It's fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
Bring her out to the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I thought you weren't coming

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
I like to keep an air of mystery

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:03, Reply)
Fucking frogs, always stinking the place up

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
Yer it's more of a miasma of mystery tbh

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
LESS MYSTIQUE AND MORE MISTINK, AMIRITE?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:07, Reply)
U GOT IT BRUV

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Wow you're so enigmatic

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
You probably think this coding machine is about you

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
Bletchley Simon there with her new smash hit

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I NO RITE
I'll be there. I don't feel quite so bad about imposing on the goodwill of people when it's not work the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
He's an enigma wrapped up in a mystery
wrapped up in a cardigan. And no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:35, Reply)
where are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:06, Reply)
what, tonight?
Crown & Shuttle, Bishopsgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I think it's been mentioned before that she's a stupid cunt...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:02, Reply)
TuiB married Montys ex?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
Jesus, they've just pulles someone alive from that building that collapsed in Bangladesh.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Yeah, I saw that whilst I was reading the BBC site this morning.
They've got the BEST news.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:01, Reply)
Did you see that stuff on the most viewed section this morning?
FUCKING CRAZY eh?
Couldn't believe it when I read that
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:04, Reply)
I can get it on my phone, Im not a retard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Oh?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
i don't see how these two things are related

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Tell Sportscow one of his relatives is ALIVE

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I am smiling at all this sir

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:09, Reply)
he's a Paki not a Deshi, fuck you're racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:10, Reply)
They're all the same to him, Nakers.
He doesn't care about the subtle, but vital differences in their rich tapestry of a culture.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:11, Reply)
where are we meeting tomight?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:12, Reply)
Don't want to say on the board, mate
Monty's bringing his kid and we don't want Barters turning up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
ah ok, I see, yeah...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
ha ha yeah
check it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1958997
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:20, Reply)
ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:24, Reply)
Hey, I am down with the brown

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
is that why mrs cow walks funny?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:13, Reply)
NO, SHE'S GOT NO LEGS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:14, Reply)
Have you seen th mess slugs make!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
This is the reason I have oak flooring

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Every time she goes to make your supper
the floor gets a fresh coat of varnish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
She takes too long

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
*boaks*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
She's like a human Zamboni

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
She is not a courgette!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
No, oak

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
On the plus side, if he wants to keep her out of the bog so he can have a crafty wank
Bit of salt next to the door and she ain't coming near
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:26, Reply)
No. I don't have a wife.
But if I did, her name would be Brian.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:16, Reply)
I thought it would be Mint or Toffee

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
alright pops?
How's upsidedown land?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:17, Reply)
yeah dandy, studying lots.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
Everything's topsy turvy in oz eh
up is down
left is right
blacks have their kids taken off them and given to white families
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:18, Reply)
They've got a big fence for rabbits

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
So does Jerusalem

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Imagine trying to keep rabbits OUT?
They're such lovable little fuzzballs
Crazy people
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:19, Reply)
They eat all their precious cane toads or sutin
worse than AIDS, rabbits to an Australian.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Don't lump me in with them.
I love the little furry buggers. I chase them on foot and giggle madly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:29, Reply)
I eat them

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:30, Reply)
do you jug them after?
I hope you jug them
you seem the jugging sort
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:31, Reply)
Its all about the jugs

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I LIKE JUGS
For my brother Broadsword
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:38, Reply)
I'm not sure what Jugging is.
I have never caught one, I just like chasing them.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 10 May 2013, 12:50, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:23, Reply)
New thread innit

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 May 2013, 12:36, Reply)

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