I watched Bill Paxton give Jack a reacher-round
FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, I AM REFERRING TO REACHAROUNDS HERE, A SEX ACT WHEREBY THE PASSIVE MALE PARTNER ENJOYS MANUAL STIMULATION OF HIS PENIS FROM THE ACTIVE PARTNER DURING ANAL SEX. AGAIN, FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, THE ACTIVE PARTNER MAY BE A MAN OR MAY BE A WOMAN USING A PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:33, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

They make dozer-dildos?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)

For the avoidance of doubt I'm saying that you are shaped like a penis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)

for the avoidance of doubt
I am saying you are a dildo of not inconsiderable heft.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Oh man I should have read the replies before making my highly convoluted strike through :(
There's one minute twelve seconds I'll never get back
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)

You gonna be ok b?
Don't let it get you down
( Theoban What of it, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

It helps knowing you're there for me t xxx

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)