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Sunday morning up with offspring thread
I watched jack reacher last night, it was quite good.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:08, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Sunday morning sitting in the sun with sausage sandwich and mug of tea reply.
I have Goldfinches in my garden. This is a good thing.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)
That is a good thing
I like song birds
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
They're very pretty too.
I'm hoping they'll get close enough to photograph.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)
you sickening nonce

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:46, Reply)
Dozer m'boy!
So glad you could make it, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair etc.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)
Yarp
U?
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:36, Reply)
yeah not bad
So many chicks, so little time :'(
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:40, Reply)
To masterbate over "up skirt" shots you took of them on the tube?

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)
The tube? Up north?
Don't be so ridiculous, you dull-witted nincompoop.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:45, Reply)
Down top shots off the York wall then?

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:48, Reply)
yer

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:07, Reply)
I didn't watch jack reacher last night
why can't I be included in this thread
why are you bullying me
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)
I watched Bill Paxton give Jack a reacher-round
FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, I AM REFERRING TO REACHAROUNDS HERE, A SEX ACT WHEREBY THE PASSIVE MALE PARTNER ENJOYS MANUAL STIMULATION OF HIS PENIS FROM THE ACTIVE PARTNER DURING ANAL SEX. AGAIN, FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, THE ACTIVE PARTNER MAY BE A MAN OR MAY BE A WOMAN USING A PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:33, Reply)
They make dozer-dildos?

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:51, Reply)
For the avoidance of doubt I'm saying that you are shaped like a penis

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:55, Reply)
for the avoidance of doubt
I am saying you are a dildo of not inconsiderable heft.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:08, Reply)
Oh man I should have read the replies before making my highly convoluted strike through :(
There's one minute twelve seconds I'll never get back
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
You gonna be ok b?
Don't let it get you down
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)
It helps knowing you're there for me t xxx

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)
Taken microlocal to a kids party this morning.
However there is decent coffee and bacon, so it's bearable.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)
How thrilling.

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)
It is.
It's that thrilling I'm reading the Guardian online.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:32, Reply)
I didn't know you we're with child?

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:39, Reply)
I'm sure I've mentioned sproglets before now?

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
Don't give him any more information Lokesy, you never know what he might do with it.

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)
He's no Rory
either that or he's the subtlest rory comedy account ever.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)
I like Rory

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I do
He injects life into the place.

Could do with more Quentin, too.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:51, Reply)
I don't give a shit about 'injecting life' into here, he's just a funny guy

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)
He has that Frankie Boyle style
of seeing the line most people won't cross, then stomping right over it.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)
Frankie Boyle learned his craft from Jerry Sadowitz.
Hello moosefuckers! I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them.
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)
worst apostrophe misuse ever

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I've seen wor'se

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:45, Reply)

up
offspring thread
I w
tched jack
er last night, it was quite good

+around
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:38, Reply)
Only if you ask nicely
You'd like jack teacher, rosamond like has epic breasts
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)
Like I'm shallow enough to watch a film just because one of the characters has nice breasts



brb
(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:41, Reply)
too slow, Broadington P

(, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

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