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Sunday morning up with offspring thread
I watched jack reacher last night, it was quite good.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:08,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Sunday morning sitting in the sun with sausage sandwich and mug of tea reply.
I have Goldfinches in my garden. This is a good thing.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:16,
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That is a good thing
I like song birds
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:36,
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They're very pretty too.
I'm hoping they'll get close enough to photograph.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:42,
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you sickening nonce
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:46,
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Dozer m'boy!
So glad you could make it, pull up a kitten, 'shop a chair etc.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:48,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:28,
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Yarp
U?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:36,
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yeah not bad
So many chicks, so little time :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:40,
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To masterbate over "up skirt" shots you took of them on the tube?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:41,
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The tube? Up north?
Don't be so ridiculous, you dull-witted nincompoop.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:45,
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Down top shots off the York wall then?
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Theoban What of it, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:48,
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yer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:07,
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I didn't watch jack reacher last night
why can't I be included in this thread
why are you bullying me
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Theoban What of it, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:32,
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I watched Bill Paxton give Jack a reacher-round
FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, I AM REFERRING TO REACHAROUNDS HERE, A SEX ACT WHEREBY THE PASSIVE MALE PARTNER ENJOYS MANUAL STIMULATION OF HIS PENIS FROM THE ACTIVE PARTNER DURING ANAL SEX. AGAIN, FOR THE AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, THE ACTIVE PARTNER MAY BE A MAN OR MAY BE A WOMAN USING A PENIS-SHAPED OBJECT.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:33,
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They make dozer-dildos?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:51,
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For the avoidance of doubt I'm saying that you are shaped like a penis
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 9:55,
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for the avoidance of doubt
I am saying you are a dildo of not inconsiderable heft.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:08,
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Oh man I should have read the replies before making my highly convoluted strike through :(
There's one minute twelve seconds I'll never get back
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:39,
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You gonna be ok b?
Don't let it get you down
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Theoban What of it, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:53,
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It helps knowing you're there for me t xxx
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:02,
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Taken microlocal to a kids party this morning.
However there is decent coffee and bacon, so it's bearable.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:20,
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How thrilling.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:28,
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It is.
It's that thrilling I'm reading the Guardian online.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:32,
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I didn't know you we're with child?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:39,
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I'm sure I've mentioned sproglets before now?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:41,
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Don't give him any more information Lokesy, you never know what he might do with it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:29,
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He's no Rory
either that or he's the subtlest rory comedy account ever.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:46,
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I like Rory
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:47,
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I do
He injects life into the place.
Could do with more Quentin, too.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:51,
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I don't give a shit about 'injecting life' into here, he's just a funny guy
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:53,
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He has that Frankie Boyle style
of seeing the line most people won't cross, then stomping right over it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:56,
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Frankie Boyle learned his craft from Jerry Sadowitz.
Hello moosefuckers! I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 12:00,
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worst apostrophe misuse ever
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:44,
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I've seen wor'se
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 11:45,
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up
offspring thread
I w
tched jack
er last night, it was quite good+around
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:38,
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Only if you ask nicely
You'd like jack teacher, rosamond like has epic breasts
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:40,
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Like I'm shallow enough to watch a film just because one of the characters has nice breasts
brb
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:41,
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too slow, Broadington P
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 10:40,
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