Who wants a fight?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:02, 14 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)

YW.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Seems a bit unfair having a fight with somebody who's already called 'Battered'.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:26, Reply)

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:27, Reply)

You're laughing at him, but who else here can say their cock hangs down to the bottom of their thighs?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:30, Reply)

In proportion it dwarfs most people's

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Any normal man would weep at the puny size, but in Battered's hands, well, it's something much bigger.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:51, Reply)

.On him it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple
everyone else, half a cocktail stick and a grain of sweetcorn.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:54, Reply)

like a maggot wearing a swimming cap

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:56, Reply)

Thank you captain logic.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:02, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

I dun a silly.
I went for a Sunday nap earlier on, then woke up in a panic at 7 o' clock and jumped in the shower.

It was in the shower, while soaping my scrotum, that I realised it was in fact 7pm not 7am.

Boy was my face red!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:49, Reply)

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:12, Reply)

Ah now, let's leave Mrs Battered out of this.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)