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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You're laughing at him, but who else here can say their cock hangs down to the bottom of their thighs?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:30,
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12 years ago)
In proportion it dwarfs most people's
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:47,
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Any normal man would weep at the puny size, but in Battered's hands, well, it's something much bigger.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:51,
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.On him it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple
everyone else, half a cocktail stick and a grain of sweetcorn.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:54,
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like a maggot wearing a swimming cap
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 12 May 2013, 19:56,
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Thank you captain logic.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 12 May 2013, 20:02,
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