The insides of my thighs ache like fuck for some reason
Suspect I'm having sympathy pains for Callum McManaman's missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There's a bad tackle joke here somewhere

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

explanation needed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Callum McManaman's missus your Mum

Does that help?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

not really, if I'm honest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Callum McManaman is a footballer
He had a better than average day at the office on Saturday. Suspect he was too drunk to raise a smile on Saturday but will have taken out his jubilation on his other half/a prostitute/the cast of Hollyoaks once he sobered up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

football stories are lol!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Would you prefer some tales of 'rugger' hi-jinx?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

nah, you're alright
i like sport, but have little interest in the participants of the pitch/court/track
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

\o/
oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 11:27, Reply)