my father was a fighter pilot for a bit, fucking loved it, but had to leave when his eyesight deteriorated.
He's never quite got over it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I wasn't aware that Bruce Lee even had his pilots licence

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

I enjoyed my time in the RAF, too.

( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Who was he?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:31, Reply)

Nono, I was totally in the military.
I had a uniform and everything.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

...until the armpit seams went

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:33, Reply)

Do you want to buy Kroney's old rifle?
It was only dropped once.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)

i heard he shot himself in the foot with it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:37, Reply)

.303 Lee Enfield bolt action, it was.
A bit vintage, but I was only a cadet.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:39, Reply)

Fucking hell
How old are you? My granddad had one of those in WW II
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:41, Reply)

They don't let hormonal 13 year old schoolboys
play with modern weapons.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

I find the older weapons don't kill as much

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:43, Reply)

You're less likely to accidentally shoot someone
because a) they dont give you clips, you have manually load each round and b) if you point it anywhere other than downrange, they'll take it off you and never give you one again.
( Kroney, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:46, Reply)

how old is he?
about 15 years older than his "girlfriend"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Randy, aggressive farmer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 14:36, Reply)