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i like a large gin as well, saves on trips to the kitchen
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:32,
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Fuck that, I don't want a load of melted ice diluting my gin.
I thought you had a wife?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:33,
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i do however:
1: I wouldn't trust her to make a good one
2: she wouldn't do it anyway
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:34,
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sometimes I wonder why i married her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:35,
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Because she told you to?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:36,
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hahahahaha
it's funny cos it's true
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:37,
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Ice?
Where d'you think you are? The fucking Ritz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:38,
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i've got a packet of ritz biscuits at home if that helps?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:39,
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That's high end cuisine to Covvos.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:40,
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I want a wedge of lime in it and all
Don't try and fob me off with a limp slice of lemon.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:39,
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I told you
You'll get nothing limp from me.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:41,
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It's Pavlovian for you public schoolboys, isn't it?
Nakers mentions a packet of biscuits and you're standing to attention, ready to go.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42,
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i like pavlova
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:46,
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She was a great dancer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:53,
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rampaging gout has left stunner with a permanent urea crystal formed boner
it's like a fleshy stalagtite/mite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:42,
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I bet you drink yours out of a fucking organic clog
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:41,
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It's a handmade Peruvian moccasin ACSHERLY
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 May 2013, 15:43,
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