That bloke is taking the piss.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Damn straight.
Not able to fly a broomstick over 150m? Typical piss-taking nanny state nonsense.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Even moths can fly higher than that. Before diving down to suck your blood.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

That's not funny

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

They cometh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

I just realised how big this is
I can't delete it if you have me on 2.0 Chompy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Similarly, he can't hear your plea to be taken off 2.0 if he has you on 2.0
Christ, you're thicker than my missus.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)

A lot of people in some countries believe in witchcraft.
I think someone was killed in India recen tly for being one.
I has done an edit.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

A lot of people in some countries believe in witchcraft.
A professional, who works for a professional body will not.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

I know a girl that works on the council that does white wiccan spells about stuff.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Do they work?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

This is a silly question, I know they don't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

she thinks they do.
And when they don't she blames some sort of cosmic crosswind that blew the spell away from the ears of her earth goddess.
I don't talk to her much anymore if I'm honest.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Sounds like her spell worked then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

that was mean

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I am in a fairly rotten mood WP
back in the office after being ill all weekend. Still pretty ropey.

Might go for a bacon sandwich, cures all ills.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)