Well you've enjoyed Dan Brown.
Reading anyone else would be fucking retarded.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Especially since the library is further away than Smiths.

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:28, Reply)

That's settled it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

This is some kind of Deception Point, isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Totes getting this joke

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:31, Reply)

No sorry the other one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Shut the fuck up both of you,
I'm not going to go to shitty kensington to a unnammed italian just because some pricks on the internet say I should instead of the possibility of going for a fucking pizza and a free bottle of wine sometime in the next two months.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:29, Reply)

^Blobbing^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

hahahaha
wooOOOooooOOOOooooo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:30, Reply)

pleb

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Alright, alright
there's no need to start flailing at people with your handbag.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Haha, have a snickers.
I wouldn't trek from your yard to Kensington just for a pizza either. Nowt wrong with pizza express, it's local for starters (and mains and deserts too hurhurhur)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Sorry, do you want the name of the Italian, then?

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Oooh yes please!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:44, Reply)

You sound a little sarcastic.
I think maybe Bear Pookie ought to give you his nearly full Nando's stampcard instead.
( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)