If you're going to shit on someone's front car bonnet, then you should face away from the window so your shoes are pointing downwards.
So if you fall over, you'll fall onto the window, and you won't get hurt.

They won't be able to see the expression on your face if they're in the car though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Incisive social commentry from Gonz, here.

( Kroney, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:17, Reply)

where is this coming from gonz?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

I'm watching the last few eppisodes of american The Office, and someone took a crap on someone's car, I feared for his safety.
9 whole seasons i've watched, and it's over now !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 May 2013, 16:53, Reply)