It's pissing it down here and I ain't gonna be getting a drink in me until AT LEAST Sunday
Think about us poor lot
think
About me
When you finish off that beer
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

All of those dried pulses have made him SO SELFISH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)

There's a reason QUORN rhymes with SCORN
and also QUINOA rhymes with WHO THE FUCK KNOWS HOW TO PRONOUNCE THAT, SERIOUSLY
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)

The fun thing about quinoa is that all these hippie vegetarian hemp wranglers
that're eating it thinking that they're saving the world are actually just causing a bunch of South Americans to starve to death.

lol
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)

See that's ok
They'll leave behind lots of gold
We can always find a use for gold
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:07, Reply)

cf soya
The demand for soya is fucking things up bad-style man
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:12, Reply)

Good job the meat industry has never caused any problems.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

^YURT-TALK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

KEEN-WAH I think. Fuckin yurt-talk for MASSIVE POOFTER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)

What they need is a fucking great big steak

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:14, Reply)

I know I do

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Never mind
I'm sure that after the next 40 long minutes at work with nobody posting on here for the last bit and then an hour commute home there'll be a delicious steak waiting for you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:22, Reply)

I read it was part of the incan diet
Yeah with loads of human hearts and that, not on its own, like these grass chewing pricks
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:15, Reply)

Yes, that is how the revolting stuff is pronounced.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:25, Reply)

One of the benefits of living in a backwards third world country means we ain't got that nonsense over here yet
I don't think we've even got vegetarians yet
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)

One of the disadvantages of living in London means there is far too much of that sort of poncy stuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:28, Reply)

Yeah but you also have infinite nice pubs and loads of people and new people and things to do
We have a butter museum
A
BUTTER
MUSEUM
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)

Wowzer

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:31, Reply)

To be fair I haven't been
It could be amazing
The finale might be getting your willy all buttered up and then popping it in and out of a cleavage like a hyperactive saveloy
Doubt it though
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:32, Reply)

I have heard that Cork Gin is nice. Is this correct?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Not had any
I didn't even know that was a thing
I'll check it out and get back to you, I like gin
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:36, Reply)

I've been told it is sweeter than standard gin & best served with lime.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)

+rick

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)