So?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 18:54, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

quare

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:01, Reply)

Yes. I'm afraid you are.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:03, Reply)

A NEEDLE PULLING THREEEEAAAAD

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:02, Reply)

You are clearly a chap of many facets.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:06, Reply)

I'm a motherfucking DIAMOND.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

So whatcha want?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:06, Reply)

You to die. Preferably immediately and of something shameful and painful.
Alright? x
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:07, Reply)

I want you to go hang yourself with barbed wire xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I'm too busy enjoying the warm sunny evening. 8.15 here and it still about 24c. Sat outside with a cold beer and feeling smug.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)

cold beer and a croissant?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Multiple croissants. Loads of them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)

yeah, I know what 'multiple' means.
Patronising prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:49, Reply)

In my head, this is how this conversation has just panned out.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:28, Reply)

poor Battered.
Only a racing car bed and He-Man duvet cover :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:30, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

too tall.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:41, Reply)

That picture's just very close up.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:50, Reply)

I GET THIS!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 21:16, Reply)

So what so what you boring little cunt.
Excellent song.
Classic 80s punk.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH7pOUm5s9k
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)

That is a great song.
I'm not really 'in to' music but appreciate the reminder of that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)

Class mate,
bloody class.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

It's hilarious.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)

Battered even sucked an old man's cock.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)

I'll take your word for it.
I deny being there.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Not sure i was there either tbh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Must have been a dream.
Or a wank fantasy.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)

a daydream, or a fever

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)

They're no Macc Lads, mind.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)

RIP. never again will one hear 'now he's a poof' or 'sweaty Betty' or 'Chips n gravy' live.
Sad times.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)

The missus saw them live a few times as she has family near Stoke-on-Trent.
Sadly, they passed me by at the time.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)

I imagine their gigs being absolute violent carnage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:36, Reply)

They were, apparently.
She says it's the first time she'd ever seen plastic glasses in a pub. I had a live DVD of theirs a while back, which confirms the somewhat high levels of 'enthusiasm'. Loaned it to someone, never saw it or him again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)

Reckon you could find a copy online to rip?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Possibly, or just buy it again.
Don't think it was very pricey and I prefer to have the originals anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 19:41, Reply)

If you find where you can buy it please let me know, quite fancy watching that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)

This was the one I had.
It's also available through the Macc Lads website.

www.amazon.co.uk/Macc-Lads-Three-Bears-Best/dp/B0002XL2G6/ref=sr_1_10?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1368729991&sr=1-10&keywords=macc+lads

There's a good bit in one of the gigs where some bint wanders in front of Muttley and gets her tits out for no readily apparent reason.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 19:47, Reply)

Thanks honey.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:51, Reply)

No problems sweet cheeks.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)

+d off

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Well that's delightful. Thanks.
No really. Thanks for that charming contribution.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)

You're very welcome.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:36, Reply)

+ many Polish sex workers, so little time

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 19:34, Reply)

I want a beer

( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:03, Reply)

me too
But I don't really drink during the week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:06, Reply)

I'm having a glass of Malbec. For some reason, despite the Poles being a load of beer swilling knuckle draggers they have good wine here.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:08, Reply)

I went to get beer.
I am not regretful.
( Kroney, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:20, Reply)

Pleased to hear it. Beer should be a way of life, not an occasional consideration.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:23, Reply)

this may be a factor in your marital woes, right here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

Here's a present for you to while away the lonely evenings.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXCjh-rWI-k
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 20:27, Reply)

YES!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 May 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Enjoy.
It's not the full DVD, but it's a full gig.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 May 2013, 20:31, Reply)