Good morning. Multiple choice thread. Please select from the following:
A BBC news link.
Boyce name dropping.
Salted snacks.
A revolting recipe from Gonz.
Leisure centre management for midgets.
Your breakfast.
Your weekend plans.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:51, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I havea 30th party to go to, I will also probably do some work, cos I'm so fucking busy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:53, Reply)

what's going on this morning?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:55, Reply)

It seems there has been some early deletion by HH. A thread and replies in this one.
INTERNET DRAMA
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Might change my name to my user number, like all the cool kids on QOTW
Post-modern.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:58, Reply)

why not change it to Pierre le prick?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

I've got the afternoon off.
I saw Maureen Lipman and Billie Piper in Debenhams, once. Not together. I'd totally nail Billie. One day she'll notice me :(

I'm going flat hunting again tomorrow. One of these will be the one we move into.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:57, Reply)

I bet you'd nail Maureen Lipman as well you filthy french pervert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:58, Reply)

Gotta get me oats.

( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:02, Reply)

i had granola for breakfast
I blame tangles
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Join us

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I'm off to Shrewsbury to see mates
that's my incredible weekend. Will probably have a curry and get pretty drunk and sleep on the floor.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:01, Reply)

I've never been to Shrewsbury. True story.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:02, Reply)

i have. True story.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:04, Reply)

I was born there.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:05, Reply)

True story?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Is there a statue commemorating this?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Not yet, some day there will be.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)

A giant paperclip no doubt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:09, Reply)

lol
I love this guys stuff: www.heatherwick.com/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:10, Reply)

I have seen a lot of that before, the V&A had an entire section dedicated to him
at their design exhibition last summer. Didn't know it was all one guy.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

yeah well I liked him first

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

Some of his stuff is quite clever. Most of it sucks balls.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

well we can't all be perfect all of the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)

I am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:22, Reply)

OH REILLY?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:22, Reply)

It looks like you're building a statue? Would you like help?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Ha!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:14, Reply)

Fuck sleeping on the floor, i'm too old for that shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:04, Reply)

^ This ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:05, Reply)

Has everyone seen this yet, sometimes the scots are pretty funny.
m.guardian.co.uk/politics/2013/may/16/nigel-farage-edinburgh-protesters-van
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:06, Reply)

it's not that funny though is it?
aside from the bawbag bit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Ballbags are always funny
comedy fact, right here.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:25, Reply)

I had marmite on toast for breakfast
Whilst it seems to have done the trick on my hangover, I'm so fucking tired that I might fall asleep at my desk.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)