I might make some nettle wine this weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:44, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'm having a wine and cheese evening tomorrow.
Imma make a will in case I kill myself on Sunday to alleviate hangover agony.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:46, Reply)

That sounds like something a pussy would do.
Actually my dad just rung me up at work saying he's changing his will and do I want to be in it... I should be worried.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

'on no, nothing for me, thanks'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Eff that yo, I want them to transfer everything to me now for tax purposes.
And I'll piss it up the wall for the lols.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

My parents have started thinking about that kind of thing.
Because of how ridiculous house prices have got, they are sitting on a fortune with their place.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

My sister and her husband had their mortgage paid off by her father in law for this reason

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Why weren't you in it before?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

He got taken out of it
for persistently mugging them off with 'I'll cook dinner if you buy it' instead of Xmas gifts. He just snapped one day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I BOUGHT THE DINNER AS WELL

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

dinner lemon for the stuffing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

But enough about your mum

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)

i was, but my dads started his own buisness and they've paid off the mortgage since then so shit changes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:52, Reply)

I may bring some port

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I'll bring Twister!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1966918
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

Good idea

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

do you have both yellow and orange cheese?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Pineapple chunks AND foil-wrapped half-oranges dude
THE FUCKIN LOT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:50, Reply)

I think my invite got lost in the post.
When does it kick off?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

half seven/8.
You're welcome to come actually
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Sure. you as well if you wanna

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:55, Reply)

and it's still at the abandoned quarry right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

*nose/point*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Soz mate I'm down in hampshire anyway

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Oh. Oh OK.
Have fun, then.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:56, Reply)

You too Froggie

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Well, I'm out with the flatmate and a friend of hers tomorrow.
But if I want a place to stay that doesn't have a psychotic stripper living in it, I might drop by.

Just don't talk to me, or anything.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

ok hun xxxx

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

That's very nice of you.
I'm actually going to see Andy Cairns on saturday night, but otherwise I would be there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

another time then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:01, Reply)

Thks Bbz *hugz* *wagglez eyebrowz*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I could really go for a pickled onion and cheese on a toothpick right now

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:51, Reply)

NOMNOMNOM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Never a bad time for it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Halfway through giving your marriage vows in church?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Ah. That's where I went wrong then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)

You can usually trace things back to a certain point, a particular disappointment or let-down.
A thing that, at the time, seemed insignificant. Such a minor, tiny offence that you may not have even noticed it happening. I am, of course, talking about your penis.
( Kroney, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

that was Battered's first mistake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

Too late. Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:03, Reply)

i no. prick.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)

oooh, Andrew Marr-ige

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

like

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)