Hiya gang, it's Monty here, you know, Monty? From off of the internet?
I usually say 'interwebs' haha, 'cunt you in the fuck' hahaha have a roasted pea!!!! Hahah


wavy lines
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:54, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's like QOTW had a breakdown

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Where's the question dickhead?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

'you know, Monty?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Unfortunately, yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I forgot how fucking awful the cantine is where I work. It's really really really fucking shit.
I got a pasta salad and half of it was freezing cold and half of it was room temprature. And the pasta was way way way over cooked and the sauce/veg was next to none. I've only been there once before and it was shit then. I donno why I expected it would be alright; how badly can you fuck up some pasta shells, stir-in-sauce and some veg? It wasn't "Oh god, I feel sick eating this" but just "I'm not going to put myself through eating this".

Gotta remember to bring in my own lunch when I go into the office.

Elephant and Castle is the shittest place in london.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:56, Reply)

pasta salad is always shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

^faqqqt

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

it's such a pasta dish that's been left to get cold...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

And smothered in cheap vinaigrette

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

that's dozer on a Big night out isn't?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

It won't be forever though.
Cheapest bit of Zone 1 in London. Matter of time...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

There's not even a big-chain burger, coffee or sandwich place.
The biggest brand is a nandos.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

walk up to Borough innit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

this is correct, may be 10, 20,30 years, but eventually

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:04, Reply)

Where do you on the matter of 'teh kittehs' and nomming sammidges?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Hahah KITTEHS WITH LASER EYES hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Yes, I know Monty off of 'teh interwebs'
THAT WAS HIS FIRST MISTAKE!!!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)

B3th can you delete this please
KFANKS
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)

B3ff is in Florida to get a gastric band fitted

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:01, Reply)

+ with Rory

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Fucking hell
She must be huge if she has to get an American one fitted
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:02, Reply)

They recycle the straps that hold the space shuttle fuel tanks together

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:05, Reply)

about the closest to cycling she will ever get

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:06, Reply)

If think I know where Barryfromeastenders has moved to
metro.co.uk/2013/05/17/cannes-film-festival-jewels-worth-1m-stolen-from-safe-3783358/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Say what you like, this thread's really got you talking!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:03, Reply)