I'm celebrating.
Agreed level of contact with micro for the next 2 weeks is an average of 4 hours day, even taking in to account being away for 4 of those days.

R.E.S.U.L.T.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:50, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

not for Micro.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:51, Reply)

I feel confident that her view differs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:03, Reply)

I can confirm that kids fucking love their dads
While the rest of us couldn't imagine spending that much time in your company, she will think it's great.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Innit. Had her on Sat 9-12 & 6-7, yesterday 2-6 and 1.30-6.30 today. I am very lucky compared to what some (inc Monty) have gone through.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Keep things civil and everyone will be happy in the long run

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)

l c
appy onda
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)

I hope so. It's about what is best for Micro. She's the #1 priority

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:17, Reply)

not all kids :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Must've been tough having a son like you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)

yer, taller than him from the age of seven
No wonder he had severe Battered syndrome.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Wasn't he the one doing the battering?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)

more often than not.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)

severd battered syndrome
Did he work in a chippy?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I'm on a mission to kill people who can't pronounce the letter 'R'
I'm also going for a smoke.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 21:52, Reply)

David Bellamy just called you a wotter.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)

I met him once.
Unlike many 70's icons, he didn't try to nonce me. Not that I'm saying I've been nonced by 70' icons.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)

alright, Monty's not around, you can tell us about his career as a prolific sex offender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Who were you nonced by?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Monty Boyce.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:56, Reply)

The dirty fucking rotter

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:01, Reply)

You mean 'wotter'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 May 2013, 22:14, Reply)

pwick

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)

weally twemendous wanka

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 May 2013, 21:56, Reply)

You'll love this DG
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAHsSY3RpUM
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Good stuff.
I've been to the gym.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Was it for exercise or noncing?
Or both?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:08, Reply)

Neither. It's Monday so today it was just a case of sniffing the seats of the exercise bikes.
Wednesday is 'noncing day'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Sniffing the seats in the female changing rooms does not count as exercise.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:10, Reply)

heh!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 May 2013, 22:10, Reply)