We need taller tables.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what about battered?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:41, Reply)

Battered's toast usually lands on the edge.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:42, Reply)

Battared's toasts are normally in liquid form

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:47, Reply)

To be fair
The slice of toast is so big compared to him he simple uses it as a kitchen lean to and camps out Bear Grylls style, saddling up mice to go hunting.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 21 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)