I am from Guildford.
I lived in Slough for one single, solitary year.

Jesus, shit really does stick doesn't it?
( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Surry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:56, Reply)

did monty take your 'e' as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

ys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)

Left it on the floor of a public shithouse, eh?
Common mistake.
( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Dirty shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Let's put it this way
If you had AIDS for "one single, solitary year" it's fair to say the stigma of your poor judgement would follow you around for the rest of your (short) life. And getting AIDS involves less poor judgement than moving to Slough.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Z to the I to the N to the G

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)

It was cheap :(
I could live alone.
( Kroney, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:02, Reply)

Only 'cos no-one wanted to live there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:03, Reply)

You know where else is cheap to live alone?
THE FUCKING STREET LIKE A DRUG-ADDLED DISEASE-RIDDEN JEGGINGS-WEARING MUSIC SNOB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:07, Reply)

what's monty ever done to you?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Nothing
This is an extension of a once-popular meme concerning Monty's parlous financial affairs. I'm quite surprised that you need this explaining to you. You're meant to be clever.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)