I'm a big fan of Al, Supermatt AND sexface.
But only because all three of them would denny anyone can be alright with all three.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I've met all three of them and only have time for Al.
of the remaining two, a Matrixnonce and a smug, misogynist bully I cannot deal with.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:14, Reply)

Awwwwww, Monty!!!!!!
You like me! You actually AKSHERLLLY!!!! like me!!!!

I feel all warm and fuzzy in my trousers.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:19, Reply)

hahahaha
this is so not what he says IRL.

he said you were a beardy kiddy-fiddling little twat, who only had a baby so that he could ride around with it on the end of his cock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:22, Reply)

YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PISS AWFUL EXCUSE FOR A SOLICITOR
YOU CAN'T EVEN STOP BEING GINGER WITH HAIR DYE THAT'S HOW SHIT YOU ARE!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

i have no idea where this "al is a cunt" thing comes from
i stood up for you. i said, that's utter garbage monty, don't be such a monster.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Awwwwww, I love you swipe, sometimes I wish you have been travelling round australia in 2003
so we could have got drunk on homemade punch, gone to Mardi Gras and then headed back to mine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:28, Reply)

that is a very very specific wish
you'd probably need all 3 wishes in your magic wand just to make that one come true
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Well, if that's the case, I guess I used up all my wishes 9 years ago.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:31, Reply)

why the fuck didn't you wish for 50 more wishes?
inept
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:32, Reply)

I wasn't aware I was using wishes when I emptied my magic wand.
If you get what I mean.

*waggles eyebrowz*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:33, Reply)

ah, al
i assume you were using it to make girls' dreams come true...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:41, Reply)

Well, she seemed happy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:46, Reply)

9 TIMES?
no way was that just one girl

oh wait, 9 years not 9 times. that makes much more sense.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:48, Reply)

SM has started doing comic-book dressing up, being honest, i envy him that.
I wouldn't have the guts.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:23, Reply)

something generic about gonz's guts...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 May 2013, 15:30, Reply)