GOOD MORNING YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE
Today's my last day of work until the 6th of June. What joy is in your life on this, most wonderful of days?

Alt: suck a dick or something
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 9:37, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

shit off you leprechaun potatowog shamrock prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:04, Reply)

woah grumblepuss
is someone in a bad mood?
who's in a bad mood?
who's in a bad mood?
you are!
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:06, Reply)

I'm a little ray of sunshine xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

xx love you xx

( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:44, Reply)

go eat a bag of dicks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:14, Reply)

dicks don't come in bags
SILLY BILLY
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

I'm at work too, and I am hungover.
This is not making my day wonderful at all. I might have lie down in my office.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Have a nap in the keg room
No-one will notice and if anyone says owt, 'stock check'
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

I am having a lie in and listening to Johnny Cash

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:34, Reply)

I'm procrastinating and listening to Rilo Kiley
You win this one
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 10:45, Reply)

imma take the dog for a walk

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:13, Reply)

nice, it's a beautiful morning for it

( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:15, Reply)

well this is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)

I'm immune to sarcasm so thanks!

( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:22, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:46, Reply)

poor york, still grumpy on this beautiful day :(
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( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:47, Reply)

awa' an bile yer heid ya dippit wee cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:54, Reply)

now you're a scotch!
this is entertaining, do another
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 11:56, Reply)

I've exhausted my repertoire, sozzington

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 May 2013, 12:00, Reply)

I'm camping in Kent
It's lovely
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 May 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Watch out for mosquitos
I hope you had your jabs
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I have been busy.
Time for a sit down and a spot of the old fashioned Lunch, seeing as it's lunchtime.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 25 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Cor its like we're bruvvers
I'm back from lunch! Imagine that.
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Cor no time to chat guys, I'm off for a cup of tea
KUR-AY-ZEE
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)

I've had a shower, bought some fags, been to the caff for a mega breakfast,
had a good haircut for £6, done laundry, emptied the dishwasher, and now I'm having a cup of tea and watching last Sunday's Game of Thrones. Pretty good I reckon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 May 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Woah alright jeez
No need to boast
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 16:50, Reply)

compared to a normal saturday`
where I would be putting pants on right about... now, it's pretty epic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 May 2013, 17:40, Reply)

Alright you've won
None can beat your Saturday
I shall lay down my Saturday arms in defeat
( Theoban What of it, Sat 25 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)

I've re-watched them from S03 today 'cus they ain't showing it this sunday =((((

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)

I have spent the last four hours attempting to explain a simple questionnaire to a pensioner...
... stuff like 'when it asks yes/no/don't know - and you don't know - you answer 'don't know''
'Are you sure'?
I could fucking cry.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 25 May 2013, 18:07, Reply)