Well. that'll be the bank holiday over and done with more or less.
What fun times did you have?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:00, 38 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I've just been forced to watch a man dance with a broom on live tv
The only hope is that enough people vote for him to convince Simon Cowell to finally kill the turkey off.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:13, Reply)

I'm watching the Antiques Roadshow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:19, Reply)

Went to the RHS gardens in Harrogate
Just been DJing for the past few hours.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:23, Reply)

Afternoon Tea dance?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:24, Reply)

Were the crowds in your bedsit buzzin'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:26, Reply)

nah, had the decks set up in my dining room
Me and a mate recording some breaks and some hip hop.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:28, Reply)

I hope MC Dozer wrecked the mic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:29, Reply)

I don't MC, soz xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Mate? Hahahahahaha!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:30, Reply)

yes...

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:35, Reply)

I'm very happy for ya.

You OK?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

I told a family that their relative was likely to be, at best, in a persistent vegative state for the rest of their life.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 May 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Difficult message to deliver.

More difficult to listen to and comprehend.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

But on the plus side, if they bring back 'We Are The Champions' they'll likely get to compete.
Swings and roundabouts, innit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

Oh, you fucking cunt.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:36, Reply)

I saw three excellent local bands on Saturday
and the missus got spectacularly blootered on scrumpy, despite protesting that it tasted like it had been watered down. Turned out it hadn't.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Was she suffering this morning?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:10, Reply)

Not this morning, no
but yesterday it took a hammer and chisel to get her out of bed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 May 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Stuck to the bed?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:14, Reply)

How many wanks did you have in the night?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:16, Reply)

I was too wankered.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 May 2013, 21:35, Reply)

Sounds like it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:36, Reply)

It was worth it.
Two of the bands on the day I hadn't seen before; I'd definitely go and see them again.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 27 May 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Nice one 'Paul Ross'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:55, Reply)

I had fun times with friends, records, beer and curry
Then I had fun times with my family in the Peak District.
Did you have fun times Jeff?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 May 2013, 21:50, Reply)

I always have fun Tangles.
I did some sleeping, some eating, some drinking and some fun-having.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:02, Reply)

Yeah that sounds like fun.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Thanks. It's nice when my fun in validated.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

I like a bit of fun in

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)

+your mum

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)

I was working
then I went out, scored some frankly ridiculous skunk and it's all been funtimes since then really
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:04, Reply)

The first bit doesn't sound much fun
But the second bit does.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:07, Reply)

can't argue with that
the second bit, other than the skunk, has been bars, mancunians, so many mancunians, booze, dutch
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Yeah you'd need to get stoned to deal with that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)

trudat
I had this hairy backed fella banging on about smuggling fags, riveting it was, riveting

fkin hope he wasn't a b3tan tho cos he was built like the proverbial shithouse
( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Ate too much, drank too much
Enjoyed good weather and good company. Tired now, bed soon.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 27 May 2013, 22:28, Reply)

I didn't.
Because it wasn't a bank holiday here. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 May 2013, 22:55, Reply)