yeah morning
How's it going?

It's pissing it down here. Back to reality with a bump. Bah.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:47, 50 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Check em.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:49, Reply)

we have a right laugh here don't we?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:51, Reply)

haha yeah

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:52, Reply)

(◉‿◉)
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:53, Reply)

SQUAWK!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:54, Reply)

So what were the highlights and lowlights
Of a weekend camping with Stunned and Battered?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:54, Reply)

At a guess...
a sodden sleeping bag and hammer marks to the head?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:02, Reply)

highlights included a day in Rye, fantastic farm shop barbecue
and some glorious weather. The only low I can think of is when we got a taxi back from the pub and it cost £33. It was fucking great other than that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Did you go to Camber Castle?
One of Henry VIII's artillery forts
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)

Nope
There's a lot to see down there but we were short on time.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)

Batteredlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:43, Reply)

It was an excellent weekend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)

I may very well have my first hangover in god knows how many years.
There is a small imp with a pickaxe behind my left eye, my tongue feels like sandpaper, my eyes look like piss holes in the snow……What a great weekend \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 7:56, Reply)

MORNING I FEEL GLORIOUS TODAY HELLO HH

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

Meh

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:12, Reply)

HI THERE JUST WONDERED IF YOU WERE FEELING AS CHIRPY AS ME TODAY HH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:19, Reply)

My third coffee is somewhat helping
Your concern is touching, I did have an excellent BBQ yesterday though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)

Although I seem to have lost a few hours from 8.30pm onwards
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)

It's alright cheers.
Not used to this being in work thing.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:11, Reply)

George Osbourn just said that £30,000 was nearly 3 times £12000.
It's not.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:13, Reply)

Oh dear.
Good birthday?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:18, Reply)

Yep, it was very good. Went for Dim sum lunch, pub from 4pm until 9, then early night.
Had a BBq on saturday and watched the whole of Arrested development on Sunday. Yesterday made beer.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:24, Reply)

Sounds alright.
I've never seen Arrested Development. I can't watch it because it reminds of that frightful 'rap' act of the same name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)

It's very good, full of injokes, and gay jokes.
Tobias wanted to prove he was moving on with his life by getting the number plate. ANUSTART
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

'lol'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:36, Reply)

'rofl'

(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

You should totally get the boxed set and spend a whole weekend watching every single episode.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

You know what?
Imma do dat shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:37, Reply)

'Season eight' is my favourite.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:39, Reply)

There's not a season 8 you spastic.
Anyway you have to watch it on an electronic device so you'll never get to see it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I've heard that's a good one
Al recommened it to me, as well as some superb 'computer games'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1974823
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:44, Reply)

How is she not turned on by that?
I'll never understand women.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Yeah, s'alright I s'pose.
What about that weather, eh? What's that all about?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:32, Reply)

I know?
I mean one minute it's sunny - the next it's raining!!!!

*seinfeld*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:35, Reply)

Morning!
I ordered a great big fuckoff Looney Tunes boxset from Amazon last night for a mere £7. It's got 24 discs or sutin, I'd say something like 'amazeballs!' at this point if I were a fucking cretin.

tl:dr bought cartoons. happy
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:45, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't a Monty fuck up and it will be £24 for 7 discs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:46, Reply)

Hmm, it was a rather crudely drawn picture of a boxset come to think of it

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:47, Reply)

I've seen a bunch of people saying OMG what a great deal about that.
But considering I turn the channel over whenever I see a cartoon I don't think it's worth the shelf space.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Might get that for the nipper, seems a good deal

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

OK I am prepared to admit that this thread is fucking dreadful.
Soz guys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I think it will be a repeat of Friday on /ot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

S'ok, you must be spent after your weekend with the boys:
Monty and the EDL
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:20, Reply)

My arm is knackered from all that saluting

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Morning all
I smashed the fuck out of a shed at the weekend, then burned it whilst drinking beer. I have also almost finished tiling the kitchen and had a BBQ on Saturday involving meat and Adnams Broadside
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I guess the mother-in-law is still hanging in?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

She is indeed sir
Going to visit her on Friday/Saturday with a quick trip to the railway museum in York on the way back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:24, Reply)

nu fred

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)

Not bad thanks
Weekend involved seeing The 'Great' Gatsby*, going round a museum in Manchester, having my friends get me rather drunk, and a large meat shop that - whilst it cost me a fair amount - should last the next month or so.

read: Poor to average
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 May 2013, 9:28, Reply)