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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My wife said she's "not sure" if she'll be home for lunch
So I don't know whether to plan something or not. My life is so fucking hard sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:03, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Make lunch anyway
If she comes back with more lunch, you get two lunches.
(I helped save b3ta! Frisbee OG wanker, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)
Hmm, the old "double dejeuner" scam, eh?
It's just crazy enough to work....
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
By 'plan something' do you mean prepare food, or are you thinking of something more along the lines of waiting naked, save for a spinning light-up bow-tie?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:05, Reply)
I am now!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Post pics pls

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:09, Reply)
"REACHARAAAAAND!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)
LUDICROUS
He has more hair than I do
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:17, Reply)
Why not make something which will keep if she doesn't make it?
Perhaps a soup or stew?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:06, Reply)
Or a chowder or a bisque?

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)
See, now you're thinking on your feet!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:10, Reply)
or a chilli or a curry?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:11, Reply)
chowder while wearing a basque?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Why not just get her to make her own lunch?
She's probably having an affair anyway.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:19, Reply)
Because I'll make something, then she'll come in and make something better
Then I'll regret having something shit, when I could've just waited.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:20, Reply)
phone her up and ask her if she were to make it home exactly what she would have and how to prepare it

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:35, Reply)
What if she is the one who always lies?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 11:53, Reply)

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