not sure this is ANY better than talking about the smell, in all fairness

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:58, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is why he doesn't talk about wee smells

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 12:59, Reply)

why, because the image of him doing the "post piss waggle"
is so much worse?

he's right. it really really really is :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:00, Reply)

That's a logistical statement about a loosely related function.
If it's any comfort to you, I'm also capable of conversing on how females can pull back their flaps to allow upright urination, though I'd never talk about how it smells because this would be a BRIDGE TOO FAR.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:06, Reply)

it goes to show that either you were dragged up by filthy gyppos
or your mother would be horrified at your conversation.

which is it, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I refuse to have my upbringing criticised by a Scouser.

( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:11, Reply)

A biffin bridge, presumably?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 13:12, Reply)