I'm confused now
I like my shed more than my house
( Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:42, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Probably a good thing, considering you'll almost certainly end up living in it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Things are awesome right now
I blame Battered
( Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)

She's letting you do teh sex?
Awesome!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)

Perhaps she realised it was just the lack of cock making her irritable.
It's the same for all women. That's way lesbians are usually ugly and mannish. Extended lack of porking.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)

Cornish Independent cock eh!

( Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)

Oh, NOW you want to be independent.

( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)

It's certainly true in my case.
Think how much money the NHS could save if they stopped prescribing anti-depressants and started offering a good nobbing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:48, Reply)

"I'm going to write you out a prescription for an Angry Pirate twice daily".
No way could that be abused.
( Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)

the opposite is true
there are many studies showing that men are much happier when they live with a woman, but conversely women tend to be much more stressed when they have one of the idle buggers to look after
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:04, Reply)

What if you could get the daily cock
without having to actually share your living space with a Y chromosome?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:08, Reply)

i think it's called a dildo?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)