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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Yesterday I bought an axe
I also tiled and built a big fucking fire.

When was the last time you did something manly/womanly?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:57, 153 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I made pulled pork this weekend
Does that count as manly?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:58, Reply)
No, sounds well gay.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Was it on a BBQ?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)
In a slow cooker

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Gay

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
Twat.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:13, Reply)
I actually want to do pulled pork
Just not had the time as yet
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)
Lazy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:22, Reply)
This recipe is what I used
www.chow.com/recipes/30356-easy-slow-cooker-pulled-pork

Very lazy, but very easy. I'd definitely advise adding the BBQ sauce though, mine came out a little plain.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:57, Reply)
I did YM. Does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Is that manly or womanly?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:08, Reply)
A little from column A, a little from column B.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)
A little from column A, a lot from slot B
ammirite
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:42, Reply)
This morning, when I told YM to wipe dat shit off her face and go make me a goddamn sandwich.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 28 May 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Its not shit
Its a tache
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I'm secure enough in my sexuality to not feel the need to attempt to conform to gender stereotypes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:01, Reply)
A while ago then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)
I pay someone else to do manly things for me.
No, wait... that sounds a bit gay.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:09, Reply)
was it you running around london bridge station on friday night then?
manly - never. i had a giant moth on my door a few months ago and i threw a book at it and screamed until it flapped off. just call me kroney.

womanly - all the time. manicures, make-up, hair-dos.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Thanks L'Avenue De Madison
Why would I be running round London Bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
well they closed the station
but it turned out to be a hoax. allegedly.

sounds like the kind of thing you'd do.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:12, Reply)
and why is that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:15, Reply)
Because you're a cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Oh yeah

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Glad we cleared that one up, sporters.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
*tips hat*
Any job news?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Going to see a recruitment agency on Thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 16:36, Reply)
because you're a muslim paki

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
You're supposed to be a sk8ter not a hater

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:27, Reply)
I hate everyone equally.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:28, Reply)
Haha yeah right, I don't tackle moths, myself.
I have women to do that for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:14, Reply)

have scream like a to do that for me and hide under the duvet
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
One of the unusual times where the original statement and the piss-take strikethrough are both accurate.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
:( it's no fun unless you bite
Did you see the message I put on earlier about the Fiat Dino?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)
Yeah, I like that show.
Their budget must have gone up a fair amount from the days where they'd buy a 1996 Saab 9-3.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:24, Reply)
Fast and Loud is the one to watch now
Based in the USA at a garage call "Gas Monkeys"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:25, Reply)
Oooooh!
My free trampoline is turning up today
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh5knx1Bt64
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:21, Reply)
TRAMBAMPOLINE!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:23, Reply)
That question for the week bunch are a bit touchy aren't they?
I don't think I'd get on with them half as well as with you crazy kids with your talk of oven gloves and dubs. lol
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:30, Reply)
What about us weekenders?
I feel so left out
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:33, Reply)
Weekenders? What? It's Tuesday right?
Is this one of those running gags or something? We have a right laugh here.
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:38, Reply)
Yes Wilf we do

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:47, Reply)
This Wilf is the one with the moustache yeah?
Not the oven glove prick
(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Well you’re simply not enough of a cunt to be Al.
Bobby did a massive flounce after having a bertdown
If you start a HSH thread then we will know
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 16:59, Reply)
The pooflake fellow went fucking apeshit today eh?
All I did was suggest that his painfully obvious lie wasn't one of his best and all hell broke loose.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:07, Reply)
I've been quite enjoying myself in there.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:10, Reply)
me too, best qotwing since emvee put me on ignore

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:11, Reply)
They don't seem to like it if you're aggravatingly reasonable.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:12, Reply)
Worked for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:16, Reply)
Heading for 100 replies now.
Happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
I like how emvee never actually responds to what you say
but just skips to some other vaguely related subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:26, Reply)
I like how he's a complete fucking helmet

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:29, Reply)
I bet he doesn't respond to my latest post.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:30, Reply)
I have to keep logging out to read his flailings.
It really is frightfully tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)
ah the old passive-aggression

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Best of all the aggressions.
You can do it whilst still maintaining a helpful cloak of cowardice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
don't forget the seething sword of self-righteousness
and the crown of delusion
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:02, Reply)
I punch fucked a goat.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:01, Reply)
Was it driving a taxi at the time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:03, Reply)
you know, i don't think he was.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Hello old pal, how was yer weekend?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:18, Reply)
pretty good,
worked for a lot of it, but got to enjoy enough sunshine to make it nice
Had a fucking great big brawl in the pub on sunday night, was a bit scary

How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)
Yeah good ta, didn't see the kid because I went camping but otherwise tip-top

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:54, Reply)
so gonz had a good idea the other day
PARK BASHING

(no strike throughs please)

everyone brings some booze and some food to hyde park or somewhere and we get munted in the sunshine. what do we think?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:23, Reply)
Cheaper than a pub - I'm in (weather permitting)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:25, Reply)
i reckon august could be a good time for a london b4sh
when are you and lusty in berlin? would she be able to squeeze a sat afternoon/evening to play in the park, do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)
17th June for a week.
She's off most weekends at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)
oh marvellous
maybe sat 3 would be a good day - if it pisses it down, we'll just change the plan and hit the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)
I sat in my shed
Can't get more manly than a shed
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:33, Reply)
+ H

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:34, Reply)
Textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)
he knows it's true, too

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:37, Reply)
Why would I shit in my shed?
its not like you're in bed next to me in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:39, Reply)
don't tell lies on the internet, darling

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:40, Reply)
I'm confused now
I like my shed more than my house
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Probably a good thing, considering you'll almost certainly end up living in it.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:43, Reply)
Things are awesome right now
I blame Battered
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
She's letting you do teh sex?
Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)
Perhaps she realised it was just the lack of cock making her irritable.
It's the same for all women. That's way lesbians are usually ugly and mannish. Extended lack of porking.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
Cornish Independent cock eh!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)
Oh, NOW you want to be independent.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:50, Reply)
It's certainly true in my case.
Think how much money the NHS could save if they stopped prescribing anti-depressants and started offering a good nobbing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:48, Reply)
"I'm going to write you out a prescription for an Angry Pirate twice daily".
No way could that be abused.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:51, Reply)
the opposite is true
there are many studies showing that men are much happier when they live with a woman, but conversely women tend to be much more stressed when they have one of the idle buggers to look after
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:04, Reply)
What if you could get the daily cock
without having to actually share your living space with a Y chromosome?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:08, Reply)
i think it's called a dildo?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
A couple of weeks ago.
I shed endometrial tissue and bore it with fortitude.

Man, I wish I had a shed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:35, Reply)
Don't be silly, you're a girl
girls can't have sheds
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:36, Reply)
I don't even have a laundry room : (

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:42, Reply)
Best end it now

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:44, Reply)
I know, rite?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)
You don't need one, you can keep your washing machine in your kitchen.
Now get in there and make me a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:45, Reply)
I'm sorry, I don't have any baguettes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:46, Reply)
I'm sure brioche will suffice

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:47, Reply)
I don't think I actually have any bread at all, at the moment.
It's a shocking state of affairs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:49, Reply)
B3th for worst woman and mod eva!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:52, Reply)
alright b3th

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 17:54, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 17:58, Reply)
Alright Monty
Iron man 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:01, Reply)
go on then

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:56, Reply)
alright moosefuckers
I'll tell you why I hate Canada: half of you speak French and the other half let them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:01, Reply)
whereas everyone can understand the beauteous music that is scottish
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)
English chicks dig a soft Scottish burr.
But not a weegie accent, fuck that min.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)
Or a Teuchter.
Or, come to that, a fifer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
no we don't
we hear tight-arsed alcoholic

irish is sexy. french is sexy. italian is sexy. american is sexy.

scottish? that's up there with scouse and brum.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)
How is American sexy?
It's bloody annoying, and I should know. I married one of them, and now live here/there, depending on your current location.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)
Agreed
most American accents are either nasally, whiny or both.

Italian can be sexy but also slimy depending on which part. And Itallian American accents are definitely not sexy.

Irish can be but not oighrish.

I'll give you French though
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Polish can be extremely sexy.
Particularly when they see my claw hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Nothing like the sound of a woman begging
Amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)

begging

Screaming
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)
a proper deep southern drawl, like matthew mccon
could melt the pants off a frigid nun
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)
Aye warsh moighself with a raaag owwwwnnn a stiiiick

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:39, Reply)
Evening all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:17, Reply)
Evenin Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Evening PJ.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:18, Reply)
How was your holiday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:18, Reply)
Awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:19, Reply)
Good.
Fair confused me, you going away.

I had to check my watch to work out when it was mid-afternoon, rather than just waiting for you to post.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:21, Reply)
*mwah*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:23, Reply)
Did you bring us all back some sweets from you trip?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:25, Reply)
I did not.
I did, however, bring back some almond Snickers and coconut m&ms.

What's that crazy shit about????
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:30, Reply)
That's just bonkers.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Although I see that you can get both items from Amazon, so you have no excuse not to buy enough to share with us all.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)
Other mods would do that. She just doesn't care enough about us.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:36, Reply)
Alright Lady Sag-a-lot?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:28, Reply)
Evening, Shortarse.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Did you miss me when you were away?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:31, Reply)
Obviously not. RIGHT. I see. Like that is it? IS IT?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:41, Reply)
Pretty much.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:55, Reply)
You're off the chain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)
Well thanks. Honestly. After all I've done.
I'm hurt. Wounded even.

You've changed B3th and not for the better.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:58, Reply)

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