alright moosefuckers
I'll tell you why I hate Canada: half of you speak French and the other half let them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

whereas everyone can understand the beauteous music that is scottish
pfffft
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:03, Reply)

English chicks dig a soft Scottish burr.
But not a weegie accent, fuck that min.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:05, Reply)

Or a Teuchter.
Or, come to that, a fifer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)

no we don't
we hear tight-arsed alcoholic

irish is sexy. french is sexy. italian is sexy. american is sexy.

scottish? that's up there with scouse and brum.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:06, Reply)

How is American sexy?
It's bloody annoying, and I should know. I married one of them, and now live here/there, depending on your current location.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:24, Reply)

Agreed
most American accents are either nasally, whiny or both.

Italian can be sexy but also slimy depending on which part. And Itallian American accents are definitely not sexy.

Irish can be but not oighrish.

I'll give you French though
( Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:33, Reply)

Polish can be extremely sexy.
Particularly when they see my claw hammer.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Nothing like the sound of a woman begging
Amirite?
( Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:42, Reply)

begging

Screaming
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:44, Reply)

a proper deep southern drawl, like matthew mccon
could melt the pants off a frigid nun
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:37, Reply)

Aye warsh moighself with a raaag owwwwnnn a stiiiick

( Peej, Tue 28 May 2013, 18:39, Reply)