Nah his mum will let anyone ride her, she ain't fussy.
Alright Nakers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I have had confit duck and Pinot noir
so yeah, not bad. you?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 21:53, Reply)

I was about to ask the group if I should have another beer
But I figured you'd say yes, so I'm enjoying a Bier de Table* from my current favourite brewery, The Kernel.

* 'French farmhouse ale' apparently.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:02, Reply)

I had two bad beers this weekend.
They were malty, they tasted like Shreddies.

I like hoppy, citrussy beers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:04, Reply)

Orange juice then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:07, Reply)

No.
Beers with a citrussy taste.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:08, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1976188
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Ah, like lager tops.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)

No, hoppy pale ales.
Are you a beer bender as well as a tranny or sutin?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Northern.
Strictly brown beer.
Not gay. Manly stuff.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:15, Reply)

He must be a bit effeminate, he mentioned lager top and doesn't seem to know about beer.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I can tell the difference between beer and orange juice though.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)

You sound angry and upset
You should go to QOTW to chill out for a bit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:23, Reply)

No, I'm the upset one here.
/Pooflake.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:23, Reply)

I'm sorry that is to far WAY TO FAR
Now I'm upset
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Yes, you're correct.
I ordered a pint of beer, got served a pint of Tropicana and didn't notice when I drank it, as they do of course taste exactly the same.

You're on biting form tonight Wooders, you're rivalling Hartley Hare, you really are.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:23, Reply)

And your ability to recognise a wind-up is on a par with Bella's or HP's.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Prison does that to a man.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Shut up he just gave you the best EVAH compliment
see you are so funny tonight you're as good as me..................


.....Heywaitaminute
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

teemotherfuckinghee
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:31, Reply)

You know what you are
GAY that's what you are
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Look, I haven't had gay sex in about 15 years, okay?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:28, Reply)

That's because you are both repulsive and to tight to pay for sex
Typical Gay Scott
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:30, Reply)

too

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:32, Reply)

Scot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)

+t toot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

What happened when the scotsman found a buried trumpet?
He had to root it oot!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

*facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:35, Reply)

^^ upset online ^^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)

NO, YOUN ARE AND YOU IS A CRAP DAD
NOW GO AND LOSE YOR JOB
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Learn what 'prolix' means you fat mess.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)

I AINT TOUCHING YOUR DIRTY PROLIX

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:41, Reply)

ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

nah, str8 innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

Yeah fuck that bicuity shit.
I'm all over these massively hopped pale ales that seem to be fashionable to brew at the moment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:09, Reply)

i dunno what hops or malt tastes like if i'm honest
some beer is good some is not so good, that's it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:10, Reply)

You know when you get a pint of pale ale and it tastes a bit light and citrussy? That's hops.
You know when it tastes like shreddies? That's malt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:12, Reply)

I'm totes drinking a lot of pale ales at the moment.
The good news is that Ossett brewery are going to be opening a pub in York, and Pivni are talking about opening a Tap in Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 May 2013, 22:11, Reply)