When are they gonna sort the Titanic out?
How bad can it be?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It does have Winstits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:35, Reply)

How is Porter WeePee?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:37, Reply)

All good, been trying to get her used to the lead and pooping and weeing outside.
It seems she was told off for passing and shitting, so has a complex about it, will only go when I'm not looking. It's taking a lot if patience to just watch her after she eats until she's so desperate she goes so I can give her a treat.
Although, with the overbite I hold the treat under her nose, and she can't get to it because of the funny jaw.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Are you gonna call her Porter?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Maybe you should stick to the training methods of its previous owner

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I don't really want her to poo in the corner where I might not find it for 3 days

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Apparently it's virtually dissolved away
only the rust holding it together.

Although some rich nutter wants to build a full-size replica
www.usatoday.com/article/news/1948935
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

So how did the Mary Rose survive?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 May 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Something about the type of mud it sunk into

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 14:00, Reply)