And if you pulled your socks up and made efficient use of the working day, you might even be able to finish at the time it says on your contract.
Crazy stuff, I know.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:05, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ha, my contract simply says "such times and such hours as the firm thinks fit"
i started at 8am today, and apart from a few mins posting on here, haven't stopped once. you've got to take some sort of a break.

i'm not complaining like, it's interesting work, they pay me bloody well, and i like my colleagues. but it has been a sucky week.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)

Christ, they make you give blow jobs on work time as well?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:14, Reply)

Oh DG, this is exactly the kind of nasty bullying that HH was referring to up there
He'll start bitching on you, you mark my words.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:16, Reply)

I'm a terrible troll, Dozer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:20, Reply)

Everybody hates you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:21, Reply)

I know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:34, Reply)

No, see, the joke is that you don't realise that everybody actually hates you.
This is why it is so funny and you're so pathetic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:36, Reply)

Your words cut me, Dozer, they really do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:39, Reply)

You're just a prick that nobody likes, soz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Oh man, I'd better DMAAKM.
Thanks for the heads up mate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:43, Reply)

I'm not your m8, m8.
Everybody, EVERYBODY hates you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:45, Reply)

Go away you big hamster inserting smelly poo.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:46, Reply)

RIGHT THAT'S IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH AND I'M LEAVING FOREVER!
YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, DON'T TRY AND STOP ME!!!!!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:48, Reply)

\o/

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:48, Reply)

Did you have to spend years and years working for free before they started paying you?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:22, Reply)

No, solicitors get well paid as trainees.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Except that frisbee kid of course.
LOLOLOL!
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:28, Reply)

They pay him in gin.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:29, Reply)

nah, i got about £30k
to work 120 hour weeks. it nearly killed me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:33, Reply)

It wouldn't have done much for the quality of your work either.
Sounds a bit counter-productive to me.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)

agreed
i was a shadow by the end of it. but it's a rite of passage, and trainees working those hours are generally drafting for someone else to check/approve, ie very little actually goes out.

unless it's 5am, you're utterly fucked, and you inadvertently send a confidential document to someone who isn't your supervising colleague by mistake of course...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:39, Reply)

Fucking hell that must have been a barrel of laughs.
There's only 168 hours in a week, which leaves around 6.85 hours per day of free time, including sleep.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:38, Reply)

i exaggerate
that wasn't every week. but there were some weeks where i hardly went home, and 1 awful week where i worked 48 hours straight, urgh
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:40, Reply)

Urgh indeed.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:44, Reply)

Even if you work 12-hour shifts, the vast majority of places will give you several consecutive days off in any working "week".
Unless you're a security guard, that is.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:49, Reply)

Most professions don't have shifts though Wooderz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:54, Reply)

Round these parts, more of them do than don't.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:56, Reply)

That's Bradford though innit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 22:57, Reply)

And Kirklees. And Calderdale. And Wakefield.
And... you get the idea.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 May 2013, 23:01, Reply)

It'll never catch on, Woody.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 30 May 2013, 22:13, Reply)