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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am glum. I drove for two hours this morning and the fucking cafe at Tesco was shut at 7.15am
so I had to have a cold sandwich.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Fucking tesco what. Bunch of cunts
They should have known you were coming
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:16, Reply)
Chompy's Tesco opens their cafe just for him

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)
and he gets a free half bottle of own brand chardonnay

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)
hahaha
I get this
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:23, Reply)
Cold sandwiches are really fucking depressing

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:17, Reply)
luke warm are worse

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:20, Reply)
Ewwwwwwwwww
That reminded me of the Sandwiches on school trips when they were left on the coach for about 4 hours
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:21, Reply)
the other kids used to warm yours between their butt cheeks

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:26, Reply)

s cock
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:29, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:30, Reply)
Bad memories :o(
We used to have those little bottles of school milk. The cunts would leave rackes of them outside when they deliverd them so in the summer by the time we had to drink them they were tepid - and full fat so a revolting mouthful of warm cream to start with. I'mprectically gagging - it's amazing I don't have a lifelong hatred of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:31, Reply)
Yet still people hate Thatcher for taking our milk

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:33, Reply)
She was fucking welcome to mine, she really was.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:34, Reply)

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