Today's clever invention is Tramadol
So yummy, it makes my head spin.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:45, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have an unlimited supply of them, fact fans

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:46, Reply)

And there is no reason why?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

He knows how to make them from common household ingredients

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I have enough to last me the rest of my life
especially as I hate taking the fucking things and they make me feel like I've just necked 15 pints in an hour.
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

I estimates 8 pints but you may be right.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:49, Reply)

I took two and sat down
5 minutes later I need a piss and I staggered across the room like a drunk tramp. Holding conversations was impossible too as by the time I was at the end of a sentence I had strayed off from the start of the sentence and couldn't remember what I was talking about.
( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:51, Reply)

They were placebos

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

They were nicked from my mother in laws medicine cabinet

( Peej, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Ghey

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I have a limited supply but the doc will give me more if I need them.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Are you building a "not responsible for you actions" alibi bfore your afternoons noncing?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:48, Reply)

With my back, I can't catch the blighters.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 May 2013, 13:50, Reply)

give THEM the tramadol
problem solved.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 14:07, Reply)