Have you got DG slaving away in the kitchen?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:06, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nah, sat on me arse watching Top Gear innit?
Friday is non cooking night.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 19:08, Reply)

I haven't watched top gear for ages it wen't all a bit shit
However I do like "Wheeler Dealers" and "Fast & Loud"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Wheeler Dealers is great.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)

They did a" Fait Dino"
I fell in love with that car
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)

They ate Dino?

I'm never watchin' The Flintsones again.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)

I fell in love with one of these in my local classic car garage
www.kzclassiccars.com/pictures/Fiat-124-Spider-1600-1969-1.jpg

'69 Fiat-124-Spider
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:21, Reply)

I want an Alfa Romeo Brera.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Alfa's are like Saab's you buy them with your heart
not with your head
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Indeed.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:31, Reply)

My old Saab 900 turbo was great fun
but cost me a fortune to keep it running
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

Oh that's nice.
Not at all like the Fiat 126 which was my first car. The starter cable snapped so I had to *get it going from behind with a broom shank*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)

i don't know why car companies don't make more small two seaters
makes sense considering the cost of petrol, insurance etc
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:39, Reply)

He totes cheated and went hunting for pizzas in his knitted loincloth to asda ;)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Was his mankini in the wash then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)

It's in my sewing pile,
there's a hole in one of the elbows.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

i have 2 top trouser buttons to sew back on...
post hols diet I think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Chuck them over onto my pile ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

is this a euphemism?
it's ok you can tell me, DG will up to his back wheels in the dalek by now anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)

*winks*
Vizlols :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I saw someone wearing a mankini in a supermarket once.
*shudders*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I have worn a mankini, with a nice pair of brogues
I was red raw in the morning, RED RAW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

ASDA 10" stone baked base
Make your own pizza is one of the only reasons to go there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

And you would know all about the obesity wing
How is your job at KFC going?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:14, Reply)

back online now, after having some play time with mini ape and popping her to bed
got a bit of James Vincent McMorrow on the speakers, big bottle of becks in hand, all I need to do now is remember what the fuck I was supposed to be doing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Typing on B3ta and chilling Nakers that is all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)

nah, got a weekly update email to concoct and some other shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Subject line: week ending the 31st & still an unintelligent twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Edit Line: whoops wrong year it's 13 not 31






hahaha
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:09, Reply)

Oh that looks so terribly sad...
Both of us posting from different rooms in the same house. Pair of lolfatty internet shut-ins :-(
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)

I told DG yesterday that I looked at a link and you him and others were on there
He no way looks 42, quite a catch, well done that lady
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Run Tourettes RUN!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

You do realise thats DG's wife doncha?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:15, Reply)

as in run from you the internet stalker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:16, Reply)

I think you have got me mixed up with Cho-Cho

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:19, Reply)

He was probably only 38 then ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)

10 days until I turn 40...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:24, Reply)

You don't look a day over 36
Doesn't matter a jot chuck, 40's is the new middle youth innit.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:32, Reply)

I likewise look great for my age
I refuse to use products like just for men, my wife still hates that the young girls at her work say things like "your husband is hot" and "he's a bit dishy"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:35, Reply)

/QOTW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:37, Reply)

/HONDA ACCORDS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:38, Reply)

/AUTISMS

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:00, Reply)

/SUPERMODELS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:01, Reply)

I have no problem with turning 40.
What's the point stressing about it? Not like you can do anything about it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:40, Reply)

you could kill yourself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:42, Reply)

After you. I insist you go first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Needs MOAR 30m cable

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

2/10

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:11, Reply)