It's an urban myth that you can have what you want for your last meal on Death Row.
This is why they all have cheeseburgers or whatever - there's a choice of about four things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Look, this thread was on it's arse already, I don't need you to kill it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Now that the entire thread has been exposed as a LIE, I think you should delete it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Thinking about it, capital punishment was abolished in the UK in 1965.
This whole thread is flawed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

You aren't making me feel any better here Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

We should go out murdering, it's not like they can do anything to stop it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Just like how downloading isn't really stealing; murdering isn't really murdering if they were going to die at somepoint anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Nail and Head Gonz. Nail and Head.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Anyway, it's not 'murder' - it's 'life infringement'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

They're simply victims of a failed life model.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

No, murdering wouldn't be murdering if you made a copy of a person and murdered the copy
Because the original person would still be fine, see!
( Peej, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:35, Reply)

If that's true, then I'm off to clone me some hollyoaks actors for some entirely unrelated-to-murder things.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:49, Reply)

No, you can have pretty much anything, within reason
But it's the stupid requests that get turned down.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Shut up, wrong on the internet Boyce
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

some interesting choices here.
James Edward Smith, executed in Texas in 1990: A lump of dirt, which was denied. He settled for a cup of yogurt.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:05, Reply)

He probably read the 'Tangles Cookbook' in the week leading up to death.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Ricky Ray Rector, executed in Arkansas in 1992: Steak, fried chicken, cherry Kool-Aid, and a pecan pie. Rector, rendered mentally retarded by his suicide attempt after murdering a police officer, said that he did not eat the pie because he was saving it for later.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)

some of them are really "fuck off" choices
"Victor Feguer, executed in Iowa in 1963, requested a single olive with the pit still in it"
and
Lawrence Russell Brewer, executed in Texas in 2011: Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions; a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños; a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas with fixings; a Meat Lovers pizza; three root beers; one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream; and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.[50] Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

How many people has Tangles influenced....
Odell Barnes, executed in Texas in 2000: "Justice, Equality, World Peace."
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)

I'm very influential.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)

I'll bet you were behind this as well
Philip Workman, executed in Tennessee in 2007: He declined a special meal for himself, but he asked for a large vegetarian pizza to be given to a homeless person in Nashville, Tennessee. This request was denied by the prison, but carried out by others across the country.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jun 2013, 12:18, Reply)