ARGH!
Today is officially shite

So far:
3 keys fell off my keyboard
Mouse batteries ran out
Monitor stopped working
Dual displays switched and wouldnt switch back

AND I@VE HAD NO FUCKING COFFEE,.,...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:23, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you should phone IT

this is only really a joke if you are IT, otherwise I dunno
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Bastard now I have "three wheels on my wagon" as an earworm

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

How the actual fuck do keys fall off your keyboard?
Even if mine detached, gravity keeps them in place. are you typing upside down again?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:03, Reply)

It fell off my desk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah', but when your fingers are covered in BBQ sauce, it lifts them up.
Donno what kind of sicko would eat BBQ Sauce before 12 though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:06, Reply)

ok in order
Replace the keyboard
Buy some batteries
turn monitor to ON
use the extra special secret IT only setting to switch them back. You access it by running a DOS programme
Get some coffee



Fucken think northerners its like they need instruction to remedy their lives
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)