Right thing that go bump in the night or have scared the life out of you
metro.co.uk/2013/05/30/top-10-scariest-or-creepiest-things-people-have-seen-and-heard-according-to-reddit-users-3820971/
Anything made your Stones shrivel up inside you?

Alt: I went for a curry the other night and the wife had a glass of Magners Cider it’s not normally something I would think to order but I tried it and it was quite refreshing, what other tipples have you tried and thought “Yeah, that could work”?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:25, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Have you ever tried that 'lager'?
I tried it and I thought "Yeah, that could work".

I thought it in italics and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Sig fives.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

boo-yaaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

benders

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Fuck off

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

Do you know there's a ship named after you?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Maybe now baby

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:36, Reply)

Fuck you Monty, yeah Fuck you right to hell

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

I love the way the metro reads stuff on reddit and turns it into a story

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:30, Reply)

Hey Every extra story gives Monty that extra chance
of surviving the harsh winters
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:31, Reply)

DMT
It's fucking terrifying - yet so amazing that once you've regained your composure you want to do it again. Just not right away. Part of the enjoyment of it comes afterwards when the relief that it isn't permanent kicks in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I felt that way about Salvia Divinorum
I've never been so terrified in my life...that being said, I had NO idea what it was supposed to be like. Bit stupid really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)

I'm not sure about that but he was a crap rapper

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)

0/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)

When I was into stuff like that I always wanted to to try mescaline*
acid, micro dots and mushrooms gave you an altered perception but never that propper trip that films/book seem to depict


*this don't look like it's spelt right
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)

Mescaline is basically mushrooms - DMT or ayahuasca is what you want.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Wanted
I'm past that stage of my life I'm afraid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)

Oh, right,
You might not want to drink that tea I made you earlier then.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Better take the mushies off that pizza too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)

trimethoxyphenethylamine
as I like to call it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

It just trips off the tongue, doesn't it.
GEDDIT? TRIPS!!!! TRIPS - YOU KNOW, TRIPS!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Have you been drinking?
You seem a bit blotter?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I can see I'm going to have to keep tabs on you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

There's nothing to fear but fear itself
I tried a mango and potato quiche type thing the other day....fucking lavvly.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:32, Reply)

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Fear Chicken Phall
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I will face my Chicken Phall???

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)

You will if you know what's good for you

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)

this^
Its fucking nom
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

Crabbies and a double Spiced Captain Morgans.
Loopy juice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:42, Reply)

My winter drink is Whiskey Macs
Fuck anyone that don't like them on a cold winters night
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:44, Reply)

I can't drink whiskey, although I like it.
I'll fight anyone if I've been drinking that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not a massive Whiskey fan, But Whiskey Macs work for me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)

NWC

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

Return of the Whiskey Mac chat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

I genuinely really like Mark Morrison's records.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I'm afraid you are going to have to leave the internet, never to return

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Another shite rap act

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

Better than Bernie Macs.
Too soon?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

He's the Pappi

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

No, I think that's OK now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

I hated that cunt.
I feel so much better now I've said that.

But seriously, he was great in the "Oceans" films. Esp the 2nd one. Only Andy Garcia was better.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Anthony Anderson has always had the same effect on me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:55, Reply)

Agreed.
Fat, shouty twat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Agreed. I don't like Anthony Anderson much either!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

hellosir?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:58, Reply)

Yes please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Magners is a nice cooling drink on a summer day
as was 4 pints of Grolsch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Thats what you've just had isn't it? :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

hence the 'was', dipshit

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:53, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1986381
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

or "lunch", as you called it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:51, Reply)

FUCKING NOM

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

4 pints at lunch?
Fucking amateur.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Wot a cant, eh readers?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

All I could get down my neck in an hour 20

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

That's an impressive workrate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

Best work I've done today

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:59, Reply)

I *have* to crack on now.
Have a fun afternoon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I shall do
I require more beer this evening to blot out this quite frankly "FUCKING SHIT" day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 14:03, Reply)

Last orders at the MARR

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

I like this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)